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"Kidnap the Sandy Claws" is a song from the film, Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas. It is sung by Lock, Shock, and Barrel when they plan to capture Santa so that Jack could take over Christmas, which only brings in a disastrous result.

An instrumental version of the song is heard in the seasonal attraction Haunted Mansion Holiday when guests explore the holiday-decorated Haunted Mansion.

Lyrics

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?

Lock: I wanna do it!
Barrel: Let's draw straws!
Shock: Jack said we should work together

Barrel: Three of a kind
Lock: Birds of a feather
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Now and forever!

La, la, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-la-la
La, la, la, la, la, la
La-la-la-la-la

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights

Shock: First, we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait
When he comes a-sniffing, we will snap the trap and close the gate

Lock: Wait! I've got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done, we'll butter him up!

Lock, Shock and Barrel: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box
Bury him for 90 years, then see if he talks

Shock: Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man...
Lock and Shock: ...can take the whole thing over then
Lock and Barrel: He'll be so pleased, I do declare
Lock and Shock: That he will cook him rare
Wheeee!

Lock: I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers, Sandy Claws will be no more!

Shock: You're so stupid! Think now
If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces
And then Jack will beat us black and green

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean, then see if he is sad

Lock and Shock: Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
If I were on his boogie list, I'd get out of town

Barrel: He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I bet

Lock and Barrel: Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Lock and Shock: Of snake and spider stew (Shock: Mmmm!)

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him and stay on his good side

Shock: I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
Barrel: I'm not the dumb one
Lock: You're no fun
Shock: Shut up!
Lock: Make me!

Shock: I've got something, listen now! This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read
Now, in the box we'll wait and hide until his curiosity

Lock, Shock, and Barrel: Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him! One, two, three!

Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for 90 years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key...!

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Media

Films: The Nightmare Before Christmas

Books: Zero's Journey • Long Live the Pumpkin Queen • The Nightmare Before Christmas: The Full Film Script
Video games: • Kingdom Hearts • Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories • Kingdom Hearts II • Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days • The Pumpkin King • Oogie's Revenge • Disney Universe • Disney Infinity • Disney Heroes: Battle Mode • Disney Sorcerer's Arena
Soundtrack: Soundtrack • Video

Disney Parks

Haunted Mansion Holiday

Entertainment: Oogie Boogie's Freaky Funhouse
Parades: Disney's Fantillusion
Halloween: Disney's Not So Spooky Spectacular • Disney Villains Wicked Gathering • Frightfully Fun Parade • Glow in the Park Halloween Parade • Happy Hallowishes • Hocus Pocus Villain Spelltacular • Jack Skellington’s Villainous Gathering • Journey to the Halloween Town • Karibuni Marketplace • The Annex • “This IS Halloween!” Dance Party • Villains Night Out! • World of Color: Villainous!
Christmas: Jingle Bell, Jingle BAM! • What's This? Nightmare Before Christmas Sing-Along

Characters

Jack Skellington • Sally • Oogie Boogie • Lock, Shock, and Barrel • Dr. Finkelstein • Mayor of Halloween Town • Santa Claus • Zero • Clown with the Tear-Away Face • Easter Bunny • Mr. Hyde • Harlequin Demon • Vampire Teddy • Toy Duck • Pumpkin-in-the-Box • Vampires • Igor • Behemoth • Monster Who Lives Under the Stairs • Monster Who Lives Under the Bed • The Grim Reaper • The Devil • Wolfman • Winged Demon • Corpse Family • Mummy Boy • Undersea Gal • Hanging Tree and Skeletons • Ghosts • Melting Man • Halloween Town Band • Attic Snake • Man-Eating Wreath • Jewel • Cyclops • Citizens of Halloween Town

Objects
Worm’s Wort • Frog’s Breath • Deadly Night Shade • Frog Gun • Worm's Wort Soup • Bat Boomerang • Pumpkin Bomb • Dog Biscuits • Shrunken Head • Bathtub • Run-Over Turtle • Soul Robber

Locations
Halloween Town • Christmas Town • Hinterlands • Spiral Hill

Songs
This Is Halloween • Jack’s Lament • What’s This? • Town Meeting Song • Jack’s Obsession • Kidnap the Sandy Claws • Making Christmas • Oogie Boogie's Song • Sally’s Song • Poor Jack • Finale • Dr. Finkelstein's Song

See Also
The Original Poem

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-[[File:Tnbc-disneyscreencaps.com-4323.jpg|thumb|250px]]'''Kidnap the Sandy Claws''' is a song from Tim Burton's [[The Nightmare Before Christmas|The Nightmare Before Christmas sung]] by [[Lock, Shock, and Barrel|Lock, Shock and Barrel]]
+|name = Kidnap the Sandy Claws
-==Lyrics==
+|image = Tnbc-disneyscreencaps.com-4323.jpg
-Lock, Shock and Barrel: Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
+|films = ''[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]]''
+|attractions = ''[[Haunted Mansion Holiday]]''
+|composer = [[Danny Elfman]]
+|lyrics_by = Danny Elfman
+|singer = Danny Elfman<br>[[Catherine O'Hara]]<br>[[Paul Reubens]]
+|video = The Nightmare Before Christmas Kidnap the Sandy Claws HQ
+|preceded_by = "[[Jack's Obsession]]"
+|followed_by = "[[Making Christmas]]"}}
+"'''Kidnap the Sandy Claws'''" is a song from the film, [[Tim Burton]]'s ''[[The Nightmare Before Christmas]]''. It is sung by [[Lock, Shock, and Barrel]] when they plan to capture [[Santa Claus (The Nightmare Before Christmas)|Santa]] so that [[Jack Skellington|Jack]] could take over Christmas, which only brings in a disastrous result.
+An instrumental version of the song is heard in the seasonal attraction [[Haunted Mansion Holiday]] when guests explore the holiday-decorated [[The Haunted Mansion|Haunted Mansion]].
-Lock: I wanna do it
+==Lyrics==
-Barrel: Let's draw straws
+<poem>
+'''Lock, Shock, and Barrel:''' Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws?
+'''Lock:''' I wanna do it!
-Shock: Jack said we should work together<br />
+'''Barrel:''' Let's draw straws!
+'''Shock:''' Jack said we should work together
-Barrel: Three of a kind
+'''Barrel:''' Three of a kind
+'''Lock:''' Birds of a feather
+'''Lock, Shock, and Barrel:''' Now and forever!
-Lock: Birds of a feather<br />
-Lock,Shock,Barrel: Now and forever
-Wheeee<br />La, la, la, la, la, la
+La, la, la, la, la, la
 La-la-la-la-la
 La, la, la, la, la, la
 La-la-la-la-la
-Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight<br />Throw away the key and then<br />Turn off all the lights
+Kidnap the Sandy Claws, lock him up real tight
+Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights
-Shock:<br />First, we're going to set some bait<br />Inside a nasty trap and wait<br />When he comes a-sniffing we will<br />Snap the trap and close the gate
-Lock:<br />Wait! I've got a better plan<br />To catch this big red lobster man<br />Let's pop him in a boiling pot<br />And when he's done we'll butter him up
-Lock, Shock and Barrel:<br />Kidnap the Sandy Claws<br />Throw him in a box<br />Bury him for ninety years<br />Then see if he talks
-Shock:<br />Then Mr. Oogie Boogie man<br />Can take the whole thing over then<br />He'll be so pleased, I do declare<br />That he will cook him rare
-Lock, Shock and Barrel:<br />Wheeee!
-Lock:<br />I say that we take a cannon<br />Aim it at his door and then<br />Knock three times and when he anwers<br />Sandy Claws will be no more
+'''Shock:''' First, we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait
-Shock:<br />You're so stupid, think now<br />If we blow him up to smithereens<br />We may lose some pieces<br />And then Jack will beat us black and green
+When he comes a-sniffing, we will snap the trap and close the gate
+'''Lock:''' Wait! I've got a better plan to catch this big red lobster man
-Lock, Shock and Barrel:<br />Kidnap the Sandy Claws<br />Tie him in a bag<br />Throw him in the ocean<br />Then see if he is sad
+Let's pop him in a boiling pot
+And when he's done, we'll butter him up!
+'''Lock, Shock and Barrel:''' Kidnap the Sandy Claws, throw him in a box
-Lock, Shock:<br />Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around<br />If I were on his Boogie list, I'd get out of town
+Bury him for 90 years, then see if he talks
+'''Shock:''' Then Mr. Oogie Boogie Man...
-Barrel:<br />He'll be so pleased by our success<br />That he'll reward us too, I bet
+'''Lock and Shock:''' ...can take the whole thing over then
+'''Lock and Barrel:''' He'll be so pleased, I do declare
+'''Lock and Shock:''' That he will cook him rare
+Wheeee!
+'''Lock:''' I say that we take a cannon, aim it at his door and then
-Lock, Shock and Barrel:<br />Perhaps he'll make his special brew<br />Of snake and spider stew<br />Ummm!
+Knock three times and when he answers, Sandy Claws will be no more!
+'''Shock:''' You're so stupid! Think now
-We're his little henchmen<br />And we take our job with pride<br />We do our best to please him<br />And stay on his good side
+If we blow him up to smithereens, we may lose some pieces
+And then Jack will beat us black and green
+'''Lock, Shock, and Barrel:''' Kidnap the Sandy Claws, tie him in a bag
-Shock:<br />I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
+Throw him in the ocean, then see if he is sad
+'''Lock and Shock:''' Because Mr. Oogie Boogie is the meanest guy around
-Barrel:<br />I'm not the dumb one
+If I were on his boogie list, I'd get out of town
+'''Barrel:''' He'll be so pleased by our success
-Lock:<br />You're no fun
+That he'll reward us too, I bet
+'''Lock and Barrel:''' Perhaps he'll make his special brew
-Shock:<br />Shut up!
+'''Lock and Shock:''' Of snake and spider stew ('''Shock:''' Mmmm!)
+'''Lock, Shock, and Barrel:''' We're his little henchmen and we take our job with pride
-Lock:<br />Make me!
+We do our best to please him and stay on his good side
+'''Shock:''' I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb
-Shock:<br />I've got something, listen now<br />This one is real good, you'll see<br />We'll send a present to his door<br />Upon there'll be a note to read<br />Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
+'''Barrel:''' I'm not the dumb one
+'''Lock:''' You're no fun
+'''Shock:''' Shut up!
+'''Lock:''' Make me!
+'''Shock:''' I've got something, listen now! This one is real good, you'll see
-Lock, Shock and Barrel:<br />Until his curiousity<br />Entices him to look inside<br />And then we'll have him<br />One, two, three
+We'll send a present to his door
+Upon there'll be a note to read
+Now, in the box we'll wait and hide until his curiosity
-Lock, Shock and Barrel:<br />Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick<br />Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
+'''Lock, Shock, and Barrel:''' Entices him to look inside
+And then we'll have him! One, two, three!
+Kidnap the Sandy Claws, beat him with a stick
-Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits<br />Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks<br />Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see<br />Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key...
+Lock him up for 90 years, see what makes him tick
+Kidnap the Sandy Claws, chop him into bits
+Mr. Oogie Boogie is sure to get his kicks
+Kidnap the Sandy Claws, see what we will see
+Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key...!
+</poem>
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+{{The Nightmare Before Christmas}}
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