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"Kindergarten Derby" is the first segment of the twenty-ninth episode of Recess.

Synopsis[]

The Kindergartners compete in a race to win a wish from King Bob, which Mikey objects to because of how it exploits them.

Plot[]

King Bob announces the annual Kindergarten Derby where older kids pick a kindergartner to represent them in the games with the winner allowed to be granted any wish by the King. Mikey is against it as he feels that it is demeaning towards the kids, but he is ignored by everyone including the rest of the Gang. As he sulks, he is approached by Tubby the Kindergartener who wishes to compete to prove that he can win, as he does not care about being granted a wish. With no other option, Mikey decides to train him.

King Bob picks Gilbert, a hyperactive and fast kindergartner while the rest of the Gang pick Cindy, a girl with high energy who gets distracted easily. As Mikey prepares Tubby, he starts to notice that he is getting better at running, but still does not believe he can win. He finally reveals to him that when he was in the Kindergarten Derby at his age, he failed to finish it because he was mocked by the other kids for his girth. Tubby still wants to compete and insists that they train harder so that they can win.

On the day of the race, Mikey decides to bet his winger dingers on Tubby to prove that he an win. Gretchen will later tell him that due to the odds, he can have enough winger dingers to last him through high school. All the kindergartners race, but many fall out leaving just Tubby and Gilbert. At the last minute Tubby wins and is allowed a wish, with it being that the Kindergarten Derby be cancelled. Everyone is shocked, but Tubby points out that even though the older kids went through it, does not mean they should pass it on. King Bob reluctantly agrees and officially cancels future derbies.

Cast[]

Trivia[]

  • Moral: Just because someone treated you badly doesn't mean you should repeat the cycle by treating the younger generation badly.
  • On Disney+ and outside the U.S., this episode is first next to "A Career to Remember".
  • The Kindergarten Derby in this episode was the final derby at the school (1997-1998), and has been going on for 25 years, since 1972-73.

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Media
Recess (Videography) • Recess: School's Out (Soundtrack) • Recess: All Growed DownRecess: Taking the Fifth GradeRecess: Miracle on Third Street"Lax" (Lilo & Stitch: The Series crossover episode)"Codename: Electric Haircut" (Fillmore! crossover episode)
Characters
T.J. DetweilerVince LaSalleAshley SpinelliMikey BlumbergGretchen GrundlerGus GriswoldCaptain BradleyCornchip GirlThe KindergartnersThe DiggersHustler KidErwin LawsonMiss GrotkeMuriel FinsterBecky DetweilerDr. Phillium BenedictMenloBrockPeter PricklyKojakMiss SalamoneButchAshley ArmbrusterAshley BouletAshley QuinlanAshley TomassianFenwickBrandon the SingerGelmanKing BobChuckoJockoRandall WeemsKing Freddie IICheaySpencerThe MegansThe BrittanysThe TylersBob and Flo Spinelli
Episodes
Season One: "The Break In/The New Kid" • "The Experiment/The Great Jungle Gym Stand Off" • "Jinxed/Officer Mikey" • "First Name Ashley/To Finster with Love" • "King Gus/Big Brother Chad" • "My Fair Gretchen/Speedy, We Hardly Knew Ye" • "I Will Kick No More Forever/The Kid Came Back" • "The Pest/The Legend of Big Kid" • "The Box/The Trial" • "Teacher's Lounge/Randall's Reform" • "Rainy Days/The Great Can Drive" • "The Voice/Kids in the Mist" • "Parents' Night/Swing on Thru to the Other Side"

Season Two: "The Break-up/The Hypnotist" • "Mama's Girl/Outcast Ashley" • "The Game/The Lost Ball" • "Gus' Last Stand/Operation Field Trip" • "The Challenge/Wild Child" • "The Substitute/Gretchen and the Secret of Yo" • "The Girl Was Trouble/Copycat Kid" • "Operation Stuart/Pharaoh Bob" • "The Story of Whomps/Weekend at Muriel's" • "Economics of Recess/Omega Kids" • "Yes, Mikey, Santa Does Shave" • "Bad Hair Day/Dance Lessons" • "Principal for a Day/The Beauty Contest"
Season Three: "The Big Prank/Hustler's Apprentice" • "Kindergarten Derby/A Career to Remember" • "A Genius Among Us/The Spy Who Came in from the Playground" • "Partners in Crime/The Bet" • "The First Picture Show/Gus' Fortune" • "Recess is Cancelled/Tattletale Heart" • "One Stayed Clean/Rumor Mill" • "The Madness of King Bob/Call Me Guy" • "Prickly is Leaving/Randall's Friends" • "Dodgeball City/Space Cadet" • "The Shiner/Stand Up Randall" • "The Biggest Trouble Ever/The Rules" • "Gus and Misdemeanors/A Science Fair to Remember" • "Mikey's Pants/Here Comes Mr. Perfect" • "Good Luck Charm/Diggers Split Up" • "That Stinking Feeling/Lord of the Nerds" • "Schoolworld/Bachelor Gus" • "The Dude/Bonky Fever" • "The Candidates/This Brain for Hire" • "The Barnaby Boys/Buried Treasure" • "My Funny Valentines/The Ratings Game" • "Yope from Norway/The Library Kid" • "Spinelli's Masterpiece/Nobody Doesn't Like T.J." • "A Great State Fair/The A.V. Kid" • "Don't Ask Me/The Secret Life of Grotke" • "The Fuss Over Finster/Soccer Boy"
Season Four: "Fort Tender/Germ Warfare" • "More Like Gretchen/Prince Randall" • "Me No Know/Good Ole T.J." • "Old Folks Home/Some Friend" • "Chez Vince/Tucked in Mikey" • "Beyond a Reasonable Scout/The Army/Navy Game" • "The C Note/Big Ol' Mikey" • "The Coolest Heatwave Ever/Mundy, Mundy" • "Lawson and his Crew" • "All the Principal's Men/No Strings Attached" • "The Principals of Golf/Kurst the Not So Bad" • "Lost Leader/League of Randalls" • "Terrifying Tales of Recess"

Locations
Third Street SchoolOld Rusty
Songs
We Shall Not Be MovedBorn to Be WildGreen TambourineDancing in the Street