"Kronk for Hire" is a song originally written as an advertising jingle appearing in The Emperor's New School episode "Room for Improvement". It was later frequently used as background music on Phineas and Ferb, usually appearing whenever someone is speaking in the style of a television advertisement or infomercial.
Lyrics
- When your hut is so unclean
- You've got no room like a sardine
- Call Kronk for Hire to spring-clean
- And presto, he's on the scene
- He'll sanitize all your latrines
- And dust off every figurine
- Reorganize your tamborines
- And color-code your jelly beans
- 'Cause Kronk for Hire's on the scene
- You won't have to be a slob
- When Kronk for Hire can do the job
- Spring cleaning is not a prob
- When Kronk for Hire is on...the...jo-o-o-o-ob!
- Kronk for Hire!
- Announcer: Kronk for Hire is not affiliated with Kronk for Lease.
Phineas and Ferb episodes used in
- It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World - flashback to Lawrence teaching Candace how to parallel park.
- Mom's Birthday - Doofenshmirtz explaining to Perry how his "Shrinkspheria" works.
- Vanessassary Roughness - background music for filmstrip about the history of pizzazium infinonite.
- Let's Take a Quiz - Heinz Doofenshmirtz explains his informerical-related plan in the style of an infomercial.
- Thaddeus and Thor - Phineas explains the content of the fort.
- What Do It Do? - Dr. Doofenshmirtz educates Agent P on - and warns him that he's about to crash into - Mt. Kilimanjaro.
- Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation! - Phineas describes the features of Santa's rest stop.
- I Was a Middle Aged Robot - Phineas describes the features of the blimp.
- The Bully Code - Phineas explains to Baljeet how their invention will be able to put things back to normal between Buford and Baljeet.
- Leave the Busting to Us!- It is heard right before the "Leave the Busting to Us" theme song, and as Phineas prompts the riders of the waterslide.
- Unfair Science Fair- It plays as Phineas and Ferb are talking about what they will do.
- Phineas and Ferb-Busters!-It is heard as Norm tells Dr. Doofenshmirtz he runs on squirrel power.
- Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama! - It is used when the plumber is watching a learning video on how to install new pipes.
- Skiddley Whiffers - It is played while Phineas is showing them the map of the game.
- The Curse of Candace - It is used when Doofeshmirtz wants to go to the restroom and sees the Gimmelshtump bathroom.
- Gi-Ants - It is heard as Phineas explains how the ant growth cycle works.