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"Life Hereafter" is a song featured in the 2021 Disney+ television special, Muppets Haunted Mansion. It is sung by the Ghost Host (played by Will Arnett) and various Muppets including a ghost version of Kermit the Frog.

It is a style parody of "Be Our Guest", with earlier script drafts for the movie originally calling for the number to be a much more direct parody called "Be Our Ghost".[1]

Lyrics

Ghost Host (spoken):
We now invite you to sit back and relax, as our 999 residents proudly present... your funeral.

Kermit:
Welcome to the life hereafter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Buy the farm, push up some daisies

Muppet Monsters:
Then get down with us creepy crazies

Clean Gene (spoken):
Hi, wanna come play with me?

Ghost Host:
Frights du jour

Ghost:
And daily nightmares

Mummy and Duddy:
Ghoulish scares to raise your neck hairs

Ghost Host:
If you think it's too macabre,
Follow the floating candelabra

Rizzo the Rat:
But he ain't French and he can't croon

Yolanda:
We did that in a beastly cartoon

Ghost Host (spoken):
She was a beauty

Ghost Host:
We'll never rest, we'll never cease
'Till you finally rest in peace

Chip:
You can fly and you can float

Scooter:
Or you can scream just like a goat

Screaming Goat:
(screams)

Kermit:
But to grant your endless wishes

Squid:
First, you must sleep down with the fishes

Pepe (spoken):
Hey! Hold on, I'm not sleepy! (screams)

Kermit:
Rain or snow

Ghost Host:
Lightning or thunder

Frackles:
The party is down here six feet under

Frackle:
Trick or treat!

Mo:
Take a smell of my feet

Big Mean Carl:
And gimme something good to eat

Ghost Host:
You're all alone, but don't be scared
We've got your wake all pre-prepared

Howard (spoken):
Hi, I'm serving soup. It's a cream mock tortoise and a yummy red that pairs with rigor mortis. (laughs)

Statler (spoken):
It's all so dopey. I'm complaining.

Waldorf (spoken):
At least it's almost entertaining.

Statler and Waldorf:
(laughing)
Waldorf (spoken)
Uh-Oh!
Statler (spoken):
Huh? What the--

Announcer (spoken):
Your attention, please. Restless spirits have halted our progress. Please remain seated in your doom buggy, and we will continue our tour momentarily.

Statler (spoken):
Oh, no. The only thing worse than being stuck in here with you is being stuck in here with them!

Statler and Waldorf:
(laughing)

Fozzie:
We tell jokes

Bobo:
I do tricks

Crazy Harry:
With my deadly candlesticks

Bobo (spoken):
Uh-oh.

Kermit:
Come on now and lift your glass

Ghost Host:
Filled with poison sassafras

The Swedish Chef:
(Speaking mock-Swedish)

Joe from Legal:
Sign your will, deed, and trust
'Cause it's time to bite the dust

All:
Cash in your chips, we're not joking
Now's the time you should be croaking
You're so great, none can compare
No one has your savoir faire

Ghost Host:
It's time to turn your whole life story
Into a memento mori

All:
Corpse by corpse and one by one
Until you shout, "My life is done"

Kermit:
So join us in this life hereafter

All:
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter
Sleepless nights, eternal laughter

Kermit:
And now the greatest act of all

Ghost Host:
It's Gonzo's final curtain call

All:
From the basement to the rafters
Join us in the great hereafter
You'll be great forever after

Muppet Monsters:
In our monstrous life hereafter

All:
For our afterparty afterlife

Rowlf (spoken):
Rest. In. Peace.

All (spoken):
R.I.P.!

References


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Media
Television shows: The Muppet ShowJim Henson's Muppet BabiesLittle Muppet MonstersMuppeTelevisionMuppets TonightThe MuppetsMuppet BabiesMuppets Now

Television specials: Hey Cinderella!The Frog PrinceThe Muppet Musicians of BremenThe Muppets Go to the MoviesThe Fantastic Miss Piggy ShowThe Muppets: A Celebration of 30 YearsThe Tale of the Bunny PicnicA Muppet Family ChristmasThe Muppets at Walt Disney WorldThe Muppets Celebrate Jim HensonMr. Willowby's Christmas TreeStudio DC: Almost LiveA Muppets Christmas: Letters to SantaGood Luck CharlieMuppets Haunted Mansion
Movies: The Muppet MovieThe Great Muppet CaperThe Muppet Christmas CarolMuppet Treasure IslandThe Muppets' Wizard of OzThe MuppetsMuppets Most WantedMuppet Man
Video games: My Muppets ShowAnimal DrummerTap Tap MuppetsDisney Emoji BlitzDisney Heroes: Battle Mode
Albums: The Muppet Movie soundtrackThe Great Muppet Caper soundtrackThe Muppet Christmas Carol Story AlbumThe Muppet Christmas Carol soundtrackMuppet Treasure Island soundtrackBest of the MuppetsA Green and Red ChristmasA Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa soundtrackMuppets: The Green AlbumThe Muppets soundtrackMuppets Most Wanted soundtrackMuppets Most Wanted scoreLondon Music Works Perform Music From The MuppetsDisney Junior Music: Muppet BabiesMuppets Haunted Mansion soundtrack

Disney Parks
Muppets CourtyardMidship Detective AgencyMuppet*Vision 3D

Entertainment: Here Come the MuppetsHollywood's Pretty WomanMuppet Mobile LabMuppets on Location: Days of Swine and RosesThe Muppets Present… Great Moments in American History
Restaurants: PizzeRizzoThe Great Gonzo's Pandemonium Pizza ParlorRegal Eagle Smokehouse
Shops: Stage 1 Company Store
Parade: Disney Stars and Motor Cars Parade

Characters
Muppets: Kermit the FrogMiss PiggyFozzie BearGonzoAnimalRizzo the RatPepe the King PrawnStatler and WaldorfDr. Bunsen HoneydewBeakerScooterBean BunnyDr. TeethFloyd PepperJaniceZootRowlf the DogRobin the FrogThe Swedish ChefSam the EagleSweetumsBobo the BearPopsUncle DeadlyCamillaWaldo C. GraphicWalterClifford80's RobotThogSeymourLew ZealandLink HogthrobBeauregardMahna MahnaThe MoopetsConstantineDeniseSummer Penguin

Humans: MaxDoc HopperSnake WalkerProfessor KrassmanBernie the AgentLew LordGaryMaryDominic BadguyNadyaJean Pierre NapoleonLady HolidayMike TarkenianNevilleDorcasNicky HolidayHendersonStanleyMarla, Carla, and Darla

Vehicles
The Electric Mayhem BusLe Maximum
Songs
The Muppet Movie: The Rainbow ConnectionMovin' Right AlongNever Before, Never AgainI Hope That Somethin' Better Comes AlongCan You Picture That?I'm Going to Go Back There SomedayAmerica

The Great Muppet Caper: Hey a Movie!Happiness HotelSteppin' Out With a StarNight LifeThe First Time It HappensCouldn't We Ride
The Muppet Christmas Carol: ScroogeRoom in Your HeartGood King WenceslasOne More Sleep 'til ChristmasMarley and MarleyChairman of the BoardFozziwig's PartyWhen Love is GoneIt Feels Like ChristmasChristmas ScatBless Us AllThankful HeartWhen Love Is Found
Muppet Treasure Island: Treasure IslandShiver My TimbersSomething BetterSailing for AdventureCabin FeverBoom ShakalakaLove Led Us HereLove PowerLove Led Us Here
Muppet Treasure Island (Sing-Alongs): I'm a Little PirateThere Was an Old PirateOld Bad PollyI'm a RockTruffle ShuffleReal PirateLet the Good Shine Out
The Muppets' Wizard of Oz: KansasWhen I'm With YouNap TimeThe Witch Is in the HouseCalling All MunchkinsGood Life
A Muppets Christmas: Letters to Santa: Delivering ChristmasIt's All About HeartI Wish I Could Be Santa ClausMy Best Christmas Yet
The Muppets: The Muppet Show ThemeLife's a Happy SongPictures in My HeadMe and Julio Down by the SchoolyardWe Built This CityMe PartyLet's Talk About MeMan or MuppetSmells Like Teen SpiritForget YouThe Whistling Caruso
Muppets Most Wanted: The Muppet Show ThemeWe're Doing a SequelI'm Number OneThe Big HouseI'll Get You What You Want (Cockatoo in Malibu)Interrogation SongMy Heart Will Go OnSomething So RightWorking in the Coal MineTogether AgainMoves Like JaggerMacarena
Muppet Babies: Muppet Babies Theme
Muppets Haunted Mansion: Rest in PeaceLife HereafterTie the Knot TangoDancing in the Moonlight


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Media
Films: The Haunted MansionReboot

Television specials: Muppets Haunted Mansion
Books: Tales from the Haunted MansionThe Haunted MansionDisney Kingdoms: The Haunted MansionKingdom KeepersThe Haunted Mansion: Imagineering a Disney Classic
Video games: Adventures in the Magic KingdomThe Haunted MansionWalt Disney World ExplorerKinect: Disneyland AdventuresDisney Infinity: 2.0 EditionDisney Crossy RoadDisney Emoji BlitzThe Haunted Mansion: The Black Widow Bride

Disney Parks
The Haunted MansionPhantom ManorMystic ManorHaunted Mansion HolidayMemento MoriMuseum of the Weird
Characters
Ghost HostMadame LeotaCaretakerMaster GraceyHatbox GhostHitchhiking GhostsThe Singing BustsGeorge HightowerConstance HatchawayRavenCaptain GoreLittle LeotaOrganistThe Coffin OccupantSally SlaterThe BridePickwickThe MarinerPrudence PockBluebeardDeathThe ExecutionerDuelistsGramsAlexander NitrokoffMiss April DecemberOne-Eyed Black Cat

Phantom Manor: Melanie RavenswoodHenry RavenswoodMartha Ravenswood
Mystic Manor: Henry MysticAlbertCaptain Mary OceaneerMaestro D'ElfmanThe Monkey King Statue
Haunted Mansion Holiday: Jack SkellingtonOogie BoogieLock, Shock and BarrelSallyZeroThe Vampire Teddy-BearZero • The Giant Snake • The Man-Eating Wreath • The One hiding under your bed • Skeleton Reindeer
The Museum of the the Weird: The Mistress of Evil • The Candleman • Madame ZarkovThe Grandfather Coffin Clock
Characters from Spinoffs: Elizabeth HenshawRamsleyEmmaEzraJim EversSara EversMegan EversMichael EversZombiesZeke Holloway • Friendly Ghosts • Atticus ThornAmicus ArcaneDanny CroweMaxwell KeepMelody KeepRoland Keep

Miscellaneous
Grim Grinning GhostsGracey ManorThe Flying DutchmanThe Ghost Relations DepartmentTarot Cards • Mystic Manor • Ravenswood Manor • Big Thunder MountainThunder MesaBig Thunder Mining CompanyIocane PowderBeacon of Souls • Bravery Tonic • Mumbo Doll • Soul GemsSeaman's Ring • Brotherhood of the Soul • Order of Shadows • Mystic Manor Theme SongThe Sinister 11
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