Kiff and Barry give Ed tips for wooing Helen, who doesn't know he exists.
Plot[]
Helen is grocery shopping at Slim Pickins with Kiff and Barry, whom she has roped into helping her with her errands by making it a big part of their grades. There, Kiff and Barry are surprised to see Ed, as he was previously banished from town for scamming Table Town Middle School. While Helen is busy watching KlipKlop videos of herself on her phone, Kiff and Barry sneak off to confront Ed, assuming he is planning another scam. However, Ed, who is browsing for greeting cards, claims to be a changed man and says he is there because he has fallen in love with Helen. Although repulsed, Kiff and Barry decide to help Ed woo Helen, figuring that Helen having a boyfriend means that she will have somebody else to do her errands.
Assisted by Kiff and Barry, Ed follows Helen around Table Town and performs various romantic gestures for her, but she overlooks all of them. Later, while Helen is walking down the street, Kiff, Barry, and Ed hide in a nearby bush. As a last resort, Kiff and Barry simply push Ed out of the bush into Helen's way so that he can directly confess his feelings for her. Helen, who has already forgotten who Ed is and has to be reminded about their previous run-in, flatly rejects him. However, after Ed performs a romantic, magic-themed ballad, Helen is moved into accepting his invitation to dinner.
That night at Café Penguino, Ed and Helen's date starts off well, but things quickly go south when Helen refuses to share her spaghetti with Ed, who insists that lovers should share everything with each other. Ed becomes emotional and abandons the date, loudly announcing that he will take the next tram out of town and never return. Kiff, Barry, and Helen rush to the tram station, but they just barely miss Ed's tram. However, Kiff and Barry are able to convince Cherry Berry, a self-described "hopeless romantic", to reroute Ed's tram back to the station so that Helen can talk things over with him. Helen gives Ed the key "to her heart... slash apartment" and apologizes for not sharing her spaghetti with him earlier. She tells him to go ahead to the apartment while she buys spaghetti meals for the both of them.
On the way back to the apartment, Helen thanks Kiff and Barry and says that Ed will be helping her with her shopping from now on, which the duo are pleased to hear. Upon returning to the apartment, however, they find that Helen's "junk trunk" of magical valuables has been ransacked and Ed is nowhere in sight. Attached to the trunk, they find a note from Ed in which he admits to having scammed Helen the entire time so that he could steal from her trunk – specifically one item, a magical pair of multi-pocket shorts known as the "Shorts of Doogadu", which Helen previously posted a KlipKlop video of herself wearing. Meanwhile, Ed puts on the shorts and goes on a spree of thefts around Table Town, using the shorts' many pockets to hold all his stolen items.
Helen is seemingly heartbroken by Ed's betrayal, but her crying then turns into laughter. She reveals that she was never in love with Ed and was always aware that he was scamming her, and that she in fact posted the KlipKlop video in the first place knowing that Ed would come across the video and be unable to resist stealing the shorts. Helen then summons back the shorts, whose pockets are still full of Ed's things, and takes a wallet out of the shorts, her revenge complete.
Now wearing a cardboard box, Ed returns to the tram station. As all his things were in the shorts, he can neither pay the fare to take a tram back home nor use his wand to fly home. Ed tries to charm Cherry into letting him board a tram for free, but she tells him she is married and walks away.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie Racona • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn Gherkinheim • Gareth • Patty Hoot Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light Season Two: Welcome to My Mind • The Roof, The Basement • Don't Loose Your Mind • We Love the Lighthouse Keeper • Thank You the Chatterleys • Good Morning • Good Morning Table Town School • You Can Do Magic • Trash Clumpers • Happy Birthday • Spoiler Avoidin' Squirrel • Helen's Muffins • Hard For Me • Forever • Kickin' That Rock • I'm Baby New Year • Halfway There Day Finale • Lil' Ouchie Boo Boo • Wild Goose Chase • Younger Siblings • Table Town National Anthem • Second Place
