

"Me the Mouse (and I'm the Duck)" is a song from the House of Mouse television series episode, "Daisy's Debut". Daisy Duck is given a chance to perform a duet with Mickey Mouse at the club, which makes Minnie Mouse feel left out. When Daisy notices this, she fakes a broken leg and has Minnie perform in her place. Sebastian makes a cameo during the song's bridge.
Lyrics
Mickey: Has anybody seen and anybody heard
All the different ways for saying a word?
I tell ya, my friend, it's really absurd
You'll see
I say ABstract
Daisy: I say abSTRACT
Mickey: I say COMpact
Daisy: I say comPACT
Mickey: I would say CONtract
Daisy: I say conTRACT
Both: Who cares how you pronounce it?
We might as well announce it!
Forever we're together we're stuck!
Mickey: Even though I'm a mouse
Daisy: And I am a duck!
Mickey: I say PERfect!
Daisy: I say perFECT!
Mickey: Well, I say SUBjects!
Daisy: I say subJECTS!
Mickey: This is so COMplex.
Daisy: I say comPLEX!
Both: Who cares the way you say it
Or how the band'll play it?
We're buddies and we're not goin' back!
Mickey: Even though I'm a mouse and go squeak!
Daisy: And I would go quack!
Mickey: Caramel! (CAHR-amel)
Daisy: Caramel! (CAYR-amel)
Mickey: New Orleans!
Daisy: New Orleans! (Or-LEANS)
Mickey: St. Louis!
Daisy: St. Louis (Louie) to me!
Mickey: Lever!
Daisy: Lever! (LEE-ver)
Mickey: CarIbbean!
Daisy: CaribbEan!
Mickey: Paris!
Daisy: Pronounce it Paris! (Par-EE)
Mickey: Well, I say route! (root)
Daisy: And I say route! (rowt)
Mickey: Now don'tcha pout! (poot)
Daisy: I think you mean pout! (powt)
Both: Maybe someday, we'll figure it out
But as long as we're together
It doesn't matter whether
We're never ever down on our luck!
'Cause we're friends
Mickey: Me the mouse
Daisy: And I am a duck!
Both: Bop-a-doo-bop!
(Mickey and Minnie pronounce all the words the same)
Mickey: I say abstract
Minnie: And I say abstract
Mickey: I say compact
Minnie: I-I say compact
Mickey: I say contract
Minnie: And I say contract
Both: Who cares how you pronounce it?
We might as well announce it!
Forever we're together we're stuck!
Mickey: Even though I'm a mouse...
Minnie: And I am a duck!
I'm a duck? Mickey, what is this?
Mickey: J-Just go to the bridge!
Caramel!
Minnie: Caramel!
Mickey: New Orleans!
Minnie: New Orleans!
Mickey: St. Louis!
Minnie: St. Louis, see?
Mickey: Yeah...lever!
Minnie: Lever!
Mickey: Caribbean?
Minnie: Caribbean!
Mickey: Paris, you say Paris! (Par-EE)
Minnie: Oh!
Mickey: Now I say route... (root)
Minnie: Uh-huh.
Mickey: And you say route! (rowt)
Minnie: Okay.
Mickey: Don'tcha pout! (poot)
Minnie: I think you mean pout! (powt)
I got it now! I've figured it out!
Both: And as long as we're together
It doesn't matter whether
We're never ever down on our luck
'Cause we're friends!
Mickey: Me the mouse
Minnie: And I am a duck! I can't believe I did it! How was that?
Mickey: Swell! Really swell.
Minnie: Quack, quack!