"Moai Vacation" is a song that was performed by Baron Von Sheldgoose in the Legend of the Three Caballeros episode, "No Man Is an Easter Island".
Lyrics
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Are you trapped in a rock-bottom job?
Feeling taken for granite?
Moa: ...Yeah?
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Well, my friends, no need to be blue,
'Cuz I have the answer for you!
Moa: What's the answer?
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You need a vacation!
Moa: We...don't get vacations.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You don't get a vacation, you take it.
You don't ask for a party, you make it,
You don't get a real suntan, you fake it,
You don't sit on your booty, you shake it!
Moa 2: Come to think of it, I haven't had a vacation in 500 years.
Moa 3: Let's party, boys!
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Put up your feet, you need a vacation.
Moa: Thanks, my feet are killing me.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Feeling thirsty? Have a drink!
Why so stone-faced? Loosen up!
It's sedimentary, don't you think?
Slip and slide into something more comfortable, you're on vacation!
Moa: You only live once, dude, especially if you're eternal.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You don't sleep like a baby, you wake it!
You don't cabbage a party, , you cake it!
You don't sit on the earth, you quake it!
You don't get a vacation, you take it!
