"Moai Vacation" is a song that was performed by Baron Von Sheldgoose in the Legend of the Three Caballeros episode, "No Man Is an Easter Island".


Baron Von Sheldgoose: Are you trapped in a rock-bottom job?
Feeling taken for granite?
Moa: ...Yeah?
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Well, my friends, no need to be blue,
'Cuz I have the answer for you!
Moa: What's the answer?
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You need a vacation!
Moa: We...don't get vacations.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You don't get a vacation, you take it.
You don't ask for a party, you make it,
You don't get a real suntan, you fake it,
You don't sit on your booty, you shake it!
Moa 2: Come to think of it, I haven't had a vacation in 500 years.
Moa 3: Let's party, boys!
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Put up your feet, you need a vacation.
Moa: Thanks, my feet are killing me.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Feeling thirsty? Have a drink!
Why so stone-faced? Loosen up!
It's sedimentary, don't you think?

Slip and slide into something more comfortable, you're on vacation!
Moa: You only live once, dude, especially if you're eternal.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You don't sleep like a baby, you wake it!
You don't cabbage a party, , you cake it!
You don't sit on the earth, you quake it!
You don't get a vacation, you take it!

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Disney Saludos Amigos and The Three Caballeros Logos
Saludos Amigos (video) • The Three Caballeros (video) • Walt Disney anthology seriesHouse of MouseMickey and the Roadster RacersSouth of the Border with DisneyWalt & El GrupoLegend of the Three Caballeros

Books: The Penguin That Hated the ColdThe Three Caballeros Ride AgainThe Magnificent Seven (Minus 4) CaballerosSouth of the Border with Disney: Walt Disney and the Good Neighbor Program, 1941-1948
Segments: El Gaucho GoofyAquarela do BrasilPedroLake TiticacaThe Cold-Blooded PenguinThe Flying GauchitoBaíaLas PosadasMexico: Pátzcuaro, Veracuz and AcapulcoDonald's Surreal Reverie

Disney Parks
Gran Fiesta Tour Starring The Three CaballerosIt's a Small WorldMickey Mouse Revue

Entertainment: Fashionable EasterLet's Party Gras!Max LIVE: Gettin’ Goofy With ItSoryo Kobu
Restaurants: Mickey & Pals Market Café
Parade: Mickey's Soundsational Parade
Firework: Wonderful World of Animation
Halloween: Goofy's Skeletoons Street Party
Christmas: Mickey's Most Merriest CelebrationWorld of Color: Season of Light

Donald DuckGoofyJosé CariocaPanchito PistolesPedroMama PlanePapa PlaneAconcaguaAracuan BirdBurritoPabloPenguinsToy BullFlying GauchitoYaya

Guest Stars: Walt DisneyFrank ThomasLee BlairMary BlairNorman Ferguson
Legend of the Three Caballeros: XandraDaisy DuckApril, May, and JuneBaron Von SheldgooseLord Felldrake SheldgooseLeopold the HorribleHumphrey the BearEugenia Ferdinand-FerdinandClinton CootPeteSpike the BeeGaryDapper DuckGeorge WashingtonAbraham LincolnThomas JeffersonTeddy RooseveltKing ArthurMerlin

Legend of the Three Caballeros
"Dope-a Cabana" • "Labyrinth and Repeat" • "Pyramid-Life Crisis" • "World Tree Caballeros" • "No Man Is an Easter Island" • "Stonehenge Your Bets" • "Mount Rushmore or Less" • "Nazca Racing" • "Mexico à Go-Go" • "Mt. Fuji Whiz" • "Thanks a Camelot" • "Shangri-La-Di-Da" • "Sheldgoose Square Dance"
The Three CaballerosMexicoYou Belong to My HeartWe Are The Three CaballerosMy Name is PanchitoSaludos AmigosMoai VacationGoblin JailDraw the Line
South AmericaBrazilMexicoArgentinaChilePeruUruguay
Deleted Concepts
Pluto and the ArmadilloThe Laughing GauchitoCaxangaCuban CarnivalThe Hornero BirdBlame It on the SambaMiguelito Maracas

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