"Moai Vacation" is a song that was performed by Baron Von Sheldgoose in the Legend of the Three Caballeros episode, "No Man Is an Easter Island". It is sung when Sheldgoose devises a plan with Lord Felldrake to bring the Moai statues to life in a plan to set the Lava Lizards free, much to Sheldgoose's evil plans.
Lyrics[]
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Are you trapped in a rock-bottom job?
Feeling taken for granite?
Moai Commander: ...Yeah?
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Well, my friends, no need to be blue,
'Cuz I have the answer for you!
Moai Commander: What's the answer?
Lord Feldrake: Ah, I see what you're doing.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You need...a vacation!
Moai Commander: We...don't get vacations.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You don't get a vacation, you take it.
You don't ask for a party, you make it,
You don't get a real suntan, you fake it,
You don't sit on your booty, you shake it!
Moai 2: Come to think of it, I haven't had a vacation in 500 years.
Moai 3: Let's party, boys!
(chant)
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Put up your feet, you need a vacation
Moai: Thanks, my feet are killing me.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Feeling thirsty? Have a drink!
Why so stone-faced? Loosen up!
It's sedimentary, don't you think?
Lava Lizard: It's like... totally working!
Baron Von Sheldgoose: Slip and slide into something more comfortable, you're on vacation!
Moai: You only live once, dude, especially if you're eternal.
Baron Von Sheldgoose: You don't sleep like a baby, you wake it!
You don't cabbage a party, you cake it!
You don't sit on the earth, you quake it!
You don't get a vacation, you take it!
