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"Never Meet Your Mailboxes" is the second segment of the thirty-third episode of the Disney Channel animated series Kiff.

Synopsis[]

Kiff and Barry meet their favorite actor… but does he not like them?

Plot[]

While dining at Sips Soda Fountain and watching Let's Table That on the restaurant's TV, Kiff and Barry are excited to learn that Chubbles Wubbington will be filming a movie at Table Town Studios that day. The duo decide to visit the studio complex in the hope of meeting Chubbles and getting a selfie with him. Outside the studio gates, they spot Chubbles' limo and take some selfies, but are unable to get a clear view of him. Barry then notices a large group of actors dressed in costumes strongly resembling himself and Kiff, and he hatches a plan to sneak inside. Instead of the more logical approach of blending in with the group, the plan ends up consisting of Barry and Kiff climbing over the studio lot's walls.

In his trailer, Chubbles speaks with his agent Flam Bingo about his discomfort with playing a character who hates children in his new movie, Rude Mailbox. Flam suggests that method acting can help Chubbles get into character more easily. Spotting Kiff and Barry outside the trailer, Flam proposes hiring them so that Chubbles can method act with real children. Chubbles agrees on the condition that the duo be made aware of the plan beforehand. Approached by Flam, Kiff and Barry eagerly accept his invitation to meet Chubbles, but Flam is interrupted by a phone call and fails to tell the two that Chubbles will be interacting with them in character. The duo then head to Chubbles' trailer to meet him. Wrongly assuming that Flam informed them about his intention to method act, Chubbles acts aggressively toward Kiff and Barry and snaps at their request for a selfie with him.

Back at the Chatterley residence, Kiff and Barry are still shaken by their encounter with Chubbles. Their disappointment turns to confusion when they receive a singing telegram from Chubbles thanking them and inviting them to work with him again. Thinking he wants to apologize for his behavior, Kiff and Barry return to the film set and meet with Chubbles again, only to receive the same rude treatment as before. On their way out of the studio, they receive another invite to return from Chubbles. Soon, the duo end up in a continuous cycle of being mistreated by Chubbles yet being asked to come back to work with him.

On a coffee run for Chubbles at Pawva's Java, Kiff and Barry come across the phrase "Hurt people... hurt people" written on the café's "daily inspirations" board, leading them to wonder if Chubbles' past molded his current personality. They visit Chubbles' mother at her home to learn more about Chubbles, only to discover that not only was Chubbles a happy and popular child, but that he has always treated his fans well, with his mother even having a "selfie wall" in her home full of selfies of Chubbles with fans.

Defeated, Kiff and Barry head back to Sips and vow never to watch any Chubbles movies ever again. Soon after, Let's Table That, which is again playing on the TV, debuts the trailer for Rude Mailbox, and Chubbles himself appears on the program, thanking his rehearsal partners for helping him method act as his character in the film. Kiff and Barry remain unaware that Chubbles is talking about them until they find themselves tracked down by the Let's Table That crew for a live interview and presented with VIP passes to the Rude Mailbox premiere, courtesy of Chubbles and the studio.

At the premiere, Chubbles approaches Kiff and Barry to thank them personally. When he offers to finally take a selfie with them, however, he is coldly rebuffed by the duo, to his shock. Kiff and Barry then burst into laughter, having only wanted to give him a taste of his own medicine as a joke, and Chubbles happily lifts the duo on his shoulders to take a selfie with them. Chubbles' mother is later seen hanging the photo on her selfie wall.

Cast[]

Trivia[]

  • Opening Sponsor: So-and-So's Singing Telegram
  • While Kiff and Barry met Chubbles Wubbington in "Blooper Quest", this is the first official time they personal met and interacted with their favorite actor.
  • Flam Bingo as Chubbles Wubbington as his client due to his profession as a prominent entertainment agent, including back in "Brunch DJ" when he decides to also take Harry as his client.
  • As seen in Chubbles Wubbington's childhood photo album, he was nominated as both prom king and prom queen in high school.
  • The episode's title is a play on the expression "never meet your heroes".
  • Tippy's name is misspelled "Tippi" in the end credits.

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Media
Kiff
Episodes
Season One: "Thirst to Be the First/The Fourth Bath" • "Pool Party/Road Trip" • "Brunch DJ/Career Day" • "The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse/Leave a Little Juice" • "Big Barry on Campus/Club Book" • "Kiff's Mix/Kiff's on a Plane" • "Farley/Two for One Hot Dogs" • "Halfway There Day/Be Still My Harp" • "Friendiversary/Totally Table Town" • "Hat/Lost and Found" • "Principal Dance Socks" • "Two Truths and a Bunny/Nicknames" • "The Sound of Helen/Weekly Grocery Shop" • "Friendship In The Time Of Cheese Caves/Soup Opera" • "Mall Leader/Ghost Wolf's Art" • "Fresh Outta Grandmas"/"Maybe-sitting" • "Everyday I'm Riddlin' Riddlin'"/"Life on the Inside" • "Weird Delivery"/"No Dad Ideas" • "Faculty Lounge"/"Personal Assistant" • "Trevor's Rockin' Halloween Bash" • "I Like To Move It!"/"Hive Got An Idea" • "You Can't Handle The Tooth"/"Blooper Quest" • "When You Mow, You Mow"/"Harry's Maturity Crisis" • "Silly Moods"/"Chatterley Vs. Chatterley" • "Hungee Squirrel"/"Foreverangees" • "Snow More Ketchup"/"Kiff and Barry Go To Prom" • "Kiff Is Good at Sports"/"Mushroommates" • "Principal Helen"/"Dial B for Butt" • "Fun Uncle Pat"/"Kiff Escape!" • "Beach Day"/"Sun's Out, Buns Out"
Season 1.5: "The Haunting Of Miss McGravy's House" • "Lore Of The Ring Light"
Season Two: "Kiff Has to Sneeze/Never Meet Your Mailboxes" • "The Other Movie/Roy-alty Check" • "Stramded/Hairstory" • "Lights Out/Dinner at Barry's" • "Taily/Cocina Island" • "Up All Night"/"Rotten Banana" • "OTDR"/"Good Morning Table Town School" • "Wiz Ed"/"Mystery Spell" • "Trash Clumpers"/"Wiff & Larry"
Characters
The Chatterley family: Kiff ChatterleyMartin ChatterleyBeryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley
The Buns family: Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns
The Fox family: Candle FoxRoy Fox
The Angstrom family: Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom
The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon
Helen's family: Helen • Agnes
Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn • Gareth • Patty
Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira
Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav
Table Town Middle School staff: Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty
Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé
Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd
Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell
Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door
Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy
Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach
Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme
Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You
Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
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