"No Christmas At All" is a song featured in the Big City Greens episode "Green Christmas". The song is performed by Cricket Green shortly after the previous song. When Tilly leaves Cricket in tears over ruining Christmas for her, he begins to sulk believing that it is Santa Claus' fault for how Christmas is set up against him, only to realize that he has gained even less over ruining Christmas for everyone else and has only made himself feel miserable.
What's Tilly's problem?
She's such an oddball.
A Christmas without presents is no Christmas at all!
That’s what I’ve always thought at least.
Was I wrong in my thinking?
No, I'm sure I was right! So then why's my heart sinking?
Sure, feelings got hurt,
And the tree took a dunk,
But it's all Santa’s fault, him and his holiday bunk!
If he'd just given me the presents I craved
I never would have acted the way I behaved.
No... That's wrong isn’t it?
Can I really blame someone else for me being bad?
I caused property damage and I made my sister sad.
I drove her away. I was self-centered and mean.
Another dark tally for your list Cricket Green.
Oh the worst part of Christmas is all the stuff I can't undo.
I didn’t get what I wanted and what I had I lost too.
If anybody's listening, I could really use a hand.
Nothing that happened today went how I planned.