Don Karnage: Ah, the music is starting, Fat Cat. It's our big number; come on.
After years of working as a single
And winding up with little in the end
I thought it time malicious minds should mingle
And maybe then, we'll help reverse the trend
Fat Cat: (He's such a friend)
A solo crime career is merely fleeting
And working as a team is twice the fun
For when it comes to lying and to cheating
Both: Two faces are better than one
Two, three, four
Partners in crime
Partners in crime
Don Karnage: The merchants of venom
Fat Cat: The sergeants of slime
Don Karnage: We can befriend you
Fat Cat: Then turn on a dime
Both: We're still the partners in crime
Don Karnage: Let us dace, Cat Fat!
Fat Cat: It's Fat Cat.
(telephone rings)
Don Karnage: Let the machine get it.
Don Karnage (on answering machine): Hello, hello. You have reached the fantastic hideout of Don Karnage. And uhh... Cat Fat.
Fat Cat (on answering machine): Fat Cat.
Don Karnage (on answering machine): Whatever, whatever. Yes, so please leave your pathetic and insignificant little message at the tone. Have a nice day!
Pirate (on answering machine): Hey boss! The Sea Dog's headed this way! It's Baloo's plane! A-and he's got Launchpad and Chip and Dale with him!
Fat Cat: Ooh, I hate that Chip and Dale!
Don Karnage: Which is Chip, which is Dale? Never mind, I want them dead!
Fat Cat: That sea duck will be a sitting duck!
Don Karnage: Men, to the planes!
Fat Cat: Karnage, you said I could hold the plane before the next chorus!
Don Karnage: I lied!
Both: Partners in crime
Partners in crime
Fat Cat: The lower our morals
Don Karnage: The higher we climb
Both: Felonious characters
From those Brothers "Grime"
Fat Cat: Perfectly passionate
Don Karnage: Patently positive
Both: Perfected partners... in crime!
