"Quailman VII: Quaildad" is the thirty-eighth episode of Doug.
Doug and Phil are planning to go another Beets break-up concert. While they do that, Doug imagines himself as Quailman and Phil as Quaildad. At the bottom of the sea, Quailman and his companions chase the Golden Salmon, and on dry land they appear at the volcano, which has lava and an on/off switch. Later, after Quaildad leaves, Quailman and Quaildog are visited by the Golden Salmon, who dresses himself as Patti. With help from Quaildog and Quailman, Quaildad uses his bald spot that destroys the cosmic imperviator. When the dream ends, Doug and Phil end up at the concert, visited by Patti.