Reindeer(s) Remix

"Reindeer(s) Remix" is a deleted song from Frozen. The songwriters Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez wrote it more or less as a joke because they didn't write "anything substantial at all for the amazing Jonathan Groff."

The song was cut and is featured in the Deluxe Edition of the Soundtrack. It is a pop parody of the song "Reindeer(s) Are Better Than People". Presumably, the song would have ended up in the end credits.

Lyrics

Kristoff: Reindeers are better than people
Sven, don't you think that's true?

Kristoff (as Sven): Yeah, people will beat you,
And curse you, and cheat you
Every one of them's bad except you

Kristoff: Na, na na na na
Na, na na na na na na
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeer!

Na, na na na na
Na, na na na na na na
Na, na, na, na, na, Reindeer!

But people smell better than Reindeer
Sven, don't you think I'm right?

Kristoff (as Sven): That's once again true,
for all except you!

Kristoff: You got me, let's call it a night!
Good night!
Don't let the frost bite

I don't need a crown or a castle,
One's a headache, one is a hassle,
I only need a sled and my reindeer
You may think I'm ragged and rural,
But I know when Reindeer's a plural,
That I'm supposed to say Reindeers!

Na, na, na, na, na, na!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Reindeer!

Why didn't I get a real song?

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