Kiff and Barry try to kick a rock all the way home.
Plot[]
After one of the most eventful, hijink-filled days they have ever had at Table Town Middle School, Kiff and Barry head home together. While chatting with Barry, Kiff instinctively starts kicking a rock along her path as she continues walking. Eventually, Kiff and Barry notice that Kiff has managed to kick the rock all the way across the road, which is farther than she has ever kicked a rock before. The two decide to kick the rock all the way home.
The duo's quest runs into early trouble when they accidentally kick the rock down a ravine and have to descend the ravine to retrieve it. Afterwards, the rock is taken by a bird, who flies away with it. Barry wraps Kiff in his ears and grabs onto the bird, who refuses to part with the rock but agrees to take the duo to his home. There, the bird, an artist who goes by the name Dumb Bird, explains that he wants to use the rock as a component for one of his new rock art pieces. However, after learning that Kiff and Barry are friends of his art hero Ghost Wolf, Dumb Bird agrees to return the rock in exchange for a meeting with Ghost Wolf, which Kiff is able to arrange.
Kiff receives the rock from Dumb Bird and kicks it out the door, forgetting that his house is located all the way up in a tall tree. The rock falls down the tree and lands in front of a famous flower known for blooming for only three hours every thirty years, and is coincidentally just about to bloom. The area surrounding the flower is closed off so that people can take pictures with the flower, forcing Kiff and Barry to wait three hours until they can recover the rock. Shortly after, a man picks up the rock and skips it across a stream, forcing Kiff and Barry to locate the rock underwater.
Kiff and Barry reach the tram station and prepare to take a tram home. When Kiff kicks the rock toward the arriving tram, however, the disembarking passengers, who are returning from the Table Town Punting Convention, mistake Kiff for a fellow punting enthusiast, and one of them proceeds to punt the rock off a cliff. The rock lands inside the Table Town Rock Hall of Fame. Kiff and Barry visit the museum and meet its curator, Granite Rockberg, who declares that the rock is a piece of art, but agrees to return it to the duo in exchange for a meeting with Dumb Bird after learning that the duo know him.
After a long trek through the desert, Kiff and Barry finally reach the Chatterley residence at nightfall. Feeling unsatisfied, the duo begin to question whether their experience was actually worth it, until the rock reveals that it has been able to talk the entire time and congratulates them for their accomplishment.
The episode includes a brief fourth-wall break; when Kiff and Barry stare in disbelief after accidentally kicking the rock down the ravine, the closing creditsbriefly start rolling, only for Kiff to then push the screen aside and say "Not so fast, closing credits."
The episode was first teased in an interview with Kiff creators Lucy Heavens and Nic Smal published on March 7, 2025.
Continuity[]
Reggie is seen wearing his Star Star Throne Quest role-playing costume.
Trevor is seen wearing a mustache he previously wore in "Kiff and Barry Go To Prom" when he was pretending to be T-Dog.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie Racona • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn Gherkinheim • Gareth • Patty Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
