Martin and Beryl vie for Kiff’s favor when Kiff comes into some money.
Plot[]
Kiff has received a royalty check for her film Found in Ambiguity from Roy Fox and is excited about her "10,000 smackers". Martin wants to use some of the money to fix the Chatterley residence's basement, but Beryl insists that Kiff should be able to spend her money however she wants to, while also remarking that the roof is in need of more urgent repairs. Kiff suggests that each of them can prepare a presentation to help Kiff decide whether to allocate money for the basement or the roof.
To get a head start on Beryl, who has recently downloaded new presentation software, Martin quickly builds a diorama about the importance of basements for his presentation, but it falls apart. He goes to the kitchen for some orange juice and finds a note from Beryl and Kiff saying that they are out dining at Café Penguino. Recognizing that Beryl is trying to sway Kiff with brunch, Martin decides to play dirty as well. He heads to the restaurant, and while Beryl is using the restroom, he takes Kiff to the Table Town Circus in an attempt to one-up Beryl.
At the circus, Martin subtly nudges Kiff toward his side of the debate by explaining that during the clown car routine, the clowns are coming out from the area under the floor. Not to be outdone, Beryl arrives and convinces the circus management to cancel the clown car routine and let her perform a trapeze stunt instead, which she uses as an opportunity to convince Kiff of the importance of roofs.
Martin takes Kiff back home and brings her to the basement, where he hammers one of its support beams to show Kiff how frail they are. Beryl returns and similarly demonstrates how frail the roof's tiles are. Noticing that Beryl and Martin are essentially tearing the house apart, Kiff suggests that they present their arguments in a more civilized way: in song. Beryl and Martin's ensuing musical number ends up lasting the entire day, then resuming the next day after the two follow Kiff to school. Exasperated, Kiff finally decides to simply split the money between Beryl and Martin, which they agree is a reasonable solution. However, they are then shocked to discover that the check is only for 26 nuts. Kiff explains that "10,000 smackers" is what she says when she is so excited about something that she wants to "kiss it 10,000 times", and that she has no idea how much renovations cost.
The events of "Blooper Quest" are revisited. Kiff receives a royalty check for Found in Ambiguity, the film she co-wrote and directed.
Sweepy Steve is seen reading the book Top Jokes for Moms & Dads from "Club Book".
One of the boxes in the basement is labeled Lil' Ouchie Booboo!, a film first mentioned in "Be Still My Harp".
Bottles of olive soap are seen on a shelf at Partials.
The episode's title is a play on "royalty check", a payment made to the owner of intellectual property. Roy gave Kiff a check for the movie, but clearly swindled her even though Roy invested in the movie and it was a success.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn • Gareth • Patty Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
