"Rusty's Song" is a song sung by Rusty Bridges in the "Invasion of the Platypus Clones" segment of the "Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror".


Rusty: The chips were down, the stakes were high
The kids knew it was do or die.
Ripped to shreds with razor-like claws,
Their doom was all but nigh.
Screamin' in pain, they'd be eaten alive—

Buford: Hey, hey hey hey! What the heck, man?! Ya bringin' us down!
Phineas: It's really...a good song, but, uh...
Isabella: Maybe you could play something a little more, you know, up-tempo.
Rusty: Oh, right! Gotcha!

Well, we were shootin' 'em, washin' 'em, scrubbin' 'em,
Terminatin' all the livelong day,
Happy little kids with a happy little chore
Just a-yodelin' all the way!
(Yodels off-key)

End Credits

Rusty: All is well that ends well
With a happy little cowboy song
(walking down the steps) Happy little steps with a happy little—
OW! (trips and falls over) Dangit!! Ah! I'm alright! You go ahead and read the credits. I...I'll just wait down here. (beat) Kinda nice down here, actually. There's a...There's a dandelion. It's all puffy and ready to go. Here ya go. (Blows, and the dandelion seeds float away.) Logo oughta be comin' up any minute. (Cue the Disney castle.) There it is!

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