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"Safety Czar" is a song performed in Elliot's dream in the Milo Murphy's Law episode, "Disaster of My Dreams". Elliot dreams about being the greatest middle school safety inspector of all time, by performing a jazz song with backgrounds and backup singers.

Lyrics

Elliot: Ever since I was hall monitor and wore that safety vest
All the other kids in school were jealous, said I was obsessed
But what you see is what you get, there's nothing more to go on
With me, it's safety first and second, third and forth, and so on

I'm no friend to careless living - danger's biggest enemy
I'm a soldier in the war on accidental injury-y-Y!

Backup singers: (He's the cautious king, he's the safety czar)
Elliot: I'm the being careful superstar!
Backup singers: (He's an advocate for living hazard free)
Elliot: That's me
Backup singers: (So when it comes to cautious living)
Elliot: There's a lot of free advice I'm giving!
Elliot and backup singers: Gotta non-slip, flame-retardant, high-reflective, shatterproof philosophy

Elliot: If you're looking for a safety czar, that's me!!

Backup singers: (Yes, if you're looking for a safety czar)
Elliot: Just think of me as life's pace car
Elliot and backup singers: If you're looking for a safety czar!

Trivia

  • This is the first song Elliot sings in the series.
  • This is the second song to include backup female singers. ("Rooting for the Enemy")


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Media
Milo Murphy's Law
Characters
Milo MurphyZack UnderwoodMelissa ChaseDiogeeBradley NicholsonDoctor ZoneTime ApeSara MurphyMartin and Brigette MurphyAmanda LopezBalthazar CavendishVinnie DakotaHeinz DoofenshmirtzPerry the PlatypusElliot DeckerMrs. MurawskiKing PistashionMajor Francis MonogramCarl KarlVictor VerliezerRecurring RaccoonDerekJackieNormLove HändelVanessa Doofenshmirtz

Guest Characters: Phineas FlynnFerb FletcherCandace FlynnBaljeet TjinderBuford Van StommIsabella Garcia-ShapiroLinda Flynn-FletcherLawrence FletcherIrving Du BoisGiant Floating Baby Head

Episodes
Season One: "Going the Extra Milo/Sunny Side Up" • "Rooting for the Enemy/The Undergrounders" • "The Doctor Zone Files/The Note" • "Party of Peril/Smooth Opera-tor" • "Worked Day/The Wilder West" • "Family Vacation/Murphy's Lard" • "Secrets and Pies/Athledecamathalon" • "The Substitute/Time Out" • "We're Going to the Zoo/School Dance" • "Battle of the Bands/The Math Book" • "The Little Engine That Couldn't/The Llama Incident" • "Missing Milo" • "Star Struck/Disaster of My Dreams" • "A Clockwork Origin/Perchance to Sleepwalk" • "Some Like it Yacht/Backward to School Night" • "World Without Milo/The Race" • "Love Toboggan/The Island of Lost Dakotas" • "Fungus Among Us" • "Milo Murphy's Halloween Scream-A-Torium!" • "A Christmas Peril"
Season Two: "The Phineas and Ferb Effect" • "Snow Way Out/Teacher Feature" • "Picture Day/Agee lentee Diogee" • "Game Night/Pace Makes Waste" • "Cake 'Splosion!/Lady Krillers" • "Doof's Day Out/Disco Do-Over" • "The Ticking Clock/Managing Murphy's Law" • "Milo's Shadow/Sick Day" • "Field of Screams/Spy Little Sister!" • "Freefall/Milo's World" • "Dog Walker, Runner, Screamer/Now I Am a Murphy" • "Abducting Murphy's Law" • "The Goulash Legacy/The Dog Who Knew Too Much" • "Adventure Buddies/Ride Along Little Doggie!" • "Look at this Ship/Cast Party" • "Safety First/Cavendish" • "First Impressions/The Speech and Debate League of Death and Destruction Cross Town Explosion Event" • "The Mid-Afternoon Snack Club/Parks and Wreck" • "Escape/Milo in Space" • "Sphere and Loathing in Outer Space"
Songs
It's My World (And We're All Living in It)Don't Break MeRooting for the EnemyThe Doctor Zone Files Theme SongI've Got No ExcusesMister GoThe Show Must Go OnMurphy Family VacationLard WorldChop Away at My HeartWe're Going to the ZooI Need A Little TLCJust Roll With ItA Bumpy Ride TonightLlama LlamaI Can't Find YouSafety CzarI'm Taking A StrollWorld Without MiloToboggan of LoveI'm All Tied Up
Locations
DanvilleJefferson County Middle SchoolLard WorldMr. Slushy Franchise
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