"Satisfaction Guaranteed" is a song from the film, Geppetto. It is sung by Professor Buonragazzo, his son, and the "perfect son" that they create.

Lyrics

Girl 1: I'll be papa's little princess,
I'll be mama's little pal.
For I love you both to pieces.
What you say to do, I shall.

I love cooking,
I love sewing,
Dusting when I get the chance,
But like every little blonde girl,
What I do the best is dance.

Professor Buonragazzo: Satisfaction guaranteed, satisfaction guaranteed.
See Professor Buonragazzo
For the better way to breed.
Buy an artificial child and you're certain to succeed
As a parent Guaranteed.

Boy 1: Can I be your little sonny,
Hug your leg and call you "pop"?
Can I be exactly like you,
And play catch until I drop?

Substitute Pinocchio: Could I be your new Pinocchio?
See? I look a little wooden.
But I'll never disobey you.
You're my papa, so, I could'un!

Group: Satisfaction guaranteed.
Have a child who pays you heed.
From a smart-mouthed kid with individuality you're freed.

Professor Buonragazzo: Feed him any fool opinion,
Teach him any crackpot creed.

Mothers & Buonragazzo: Doubt he daren't guaranteed!

Professor Buonragazzo: Why be settled with a daughter who's a whiner?
Must you suffer with a son who's a brat?

Group: No!

Group & Professor Buonragazzo: Bring him back for an adjustment.
It's quite minor.

Professor Buonragazzo: Turn the dial.
Wait a while.
Zap, and that is that.

Group: Zap, and that is that.

Professor Buonragazzo & Citizen: Satisfaction guaranteed, satisfaction guaranteed.

Citizens: If you purchase perfect prodigy

Professor Buonragazzo: And each one pedigreed.

Boy 2: I love painting walls and fences!

Girl 2: I love memorizing tenses!

Girl 3: I love knitting dad a sweater!

Girl 4: I'm a champion pirouetter!

Boy 3: I add fractions in my head!

Girl 5: Come and watch me make my bed!

Professor Buonragazzo & Children: And they do it all so cutely,
We can promise absolutely...

Satisfaction guaranteed, satisfaction guaranteed.

Have a child who will fulfill your every last parental need.

Junior: They say, build a better mousetrap.

Watch the customers stampede.
(Watch the customers stampede.)
(Watch the customers stampede.)
(Watch the customers stampede.)

Don't be shy now.

Professor Buonragazzo: If you buy now.
With the usual apparatus,
Just for you, we throw in gratis.
A set of steak knifes!

Chorus: Also satisfaction guaranteed!

Buonragazzo & Junior: By one and all agreed. It's satisfaction guaranteed!


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Media
Films: Pinocchio (Soundtrack) • RemakeVideoGeppetto (Soundtrack)

Television: House of MouseA Poem Is...
Shorts: Figaro and Cleo
Video games: Video gameKingdom HeartsKingdom Hearts: Chain of MemoriesKingdom Hearts 3D: Dream Drop DistanceDisney Emoji Blitz
Books: Classic StorybookDisney's Wonderful World of ReadingGolden Sight 'n' Sound BookLittle Golden BookPinocchio's Adventures

Disney Parks
Cinderella Castle Mystery TourDisney Animation BuildingDisney Friends of the MonthIt's a Small WorldPinocchio's Daring JourneyStorybook Land Canal Boats

Entertainment: AnimagiqueDisney Dreams: An Enchanted ClassicDisney's WishesFantasmic!Fantasy FestivalMickey's Magical Music WorldOne Man's Dream II: The Magic Lives On!Once Upon a Mouse
Restaurants: Cleo'sPinocchio Village Haus Restaurant
Shops: Geppetto's Holiday WorkshopPleasure Island CandiesStromboli's Wagon
Parades: Celebrate A Dream Come True ParadeDisney's Dreams On Parade: Moving OnDisney's FantillusionDisney's Magical Moments ParadeDisney's Party ExpressDisney Carnivale ParadeDisney Cinema ParadeDisney Magic on ParadeDisney Stars on ParadeDreaming Up!Festival of Fantasy ParadeHappiness is Here ParadeJubilation!Magic HappensMain Street Electrical ParadeMickey's Rainy Day ExpressMickey's Storybook ExpressSpectroMagicThe Wonderful World of Disney ParadeWalt Disney's Parade of Dreams
Fireworks: Believe... There's Magic in the StarsDisneyland ForeverFantasy in the SkyMagicalOnce Upon a TimeRemember... Dreams Come TrueWishesWonderful World of Animation
Spring: Disney's Spring Promenade
Summer: Mickey's WaterWorksStitch and Friends Summer Surprise
Halloween: Kooky Spooky Halloween NightMaze of Madness: The Nightmare Experiment Continues
Christmas: Mickey's Most Merriest Celebration

Characters
PinocchioJiminy CricketThe Blue FairyGeppettoFigaroCleoHonest JohnGideonStromboliThe CoachmanThe Coachman's GoonsLampwickThe Stupid Little BoysMonstro
Locations
VillageGeppetto's WorkshopStromboli's CaravanThe Red Lobster InnPleasure IslandGeppetto's Boat
Songs
Pinocchio: When You Wish Upon a StarLittle Wooden HeadGive a Little WhistleHi-Diddle-Dee-DeeI've Got No Strings

Geppetto: ToysEmpty HeartAnd SonJust Because It's MagicBravo, Stromboli!Satisfaction GuaranteedPleasure IslandSince I Gave My Heart Away
Deleted: Jiminy CricketHonest JohnAs I Was Sayin' to the DuchessTurn On the Old Music BoxNo StringsRolling Along to Pleasure IslandThree Cheers for AnythingMonstro the Whale

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