This Is Opening Song Of The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Lyrics
- When a cold wind blows it chills you
- Chills you to the bone
- But there's nothing in nature that freezes your heart
- Like years of being alone
- It paints you with indifference
- Like a lady paints with rouge
- And the worst of the worst
- The most hated and cursed
- Is the one that we call Scrooge (yeah)
- Unkind as anyAnd the wrath of many
- This is that Ebenezer Scrooge
- Oh, there goes Mr. Humbug
- There goes Mr. Grim
- If they gave a prize for bein' mean the winner would be him
- Oh, Scroogey loves his money 'cause he thinks it gives him power
- If he became a flavor you can bet he would be sour
- ("Yucka", "Even the vegetables don't like him!")
- There goes Mr. Skin flint
- There goes Mr. Greed
- The undisputed master of the underhanded deed
- He charges folks a fortune for his dark and drafty houses
- Us small folk live in misery
- It's even worse for mouses
- ("Please, sir, I want some cheese.")
- He must be so lonley
- He must be so sad
- He goes to extremes to convince us he's bad
- He's really a victim of fear and of pride
- Look close and there must be a sweet man inside
- Naaaah! Uh Uh
- There goes Mr. Outrage
- There goes Mr. Sneer
- He has no time for friends or fun
- His anger makes that clear
- Don't ask him for a favor 'cause his nastiness increases
- No crust of bread for those in need
- No cheeses for us meeses
- There goes Mr. Heartless
- There goes Mr. Cruel
- He never gives, he only takes
- He lets this hunger ruleIf bein' mean's a way of life
- He'll practice and rehearse
- And all that work is paying off
- 'Cause Scrooge is getting worse
- Every day, in every way, Scrooge is getting worse