"Sidekicks and Henchmen" is a song about the Disney Villains' henchmen, and the only song from Disney's Once Upon a Halloween. It was performed by Pat Carroll who provided the voice of Ursula.
Background[]
This song starts when the Evil Queen (as a witch) talks to the Magic Cauldron in her lair from her castle about conquering Halloween and rallying sidekicks and henchmen.
Lyrics[]
Sidekicks and henchmen
That's who get you the prize
They'll be your ears and eyes
If ever trouble should arise!
Sidekicks and henchmen
Go where you dare not go
Know things you’re scared to know
Protect and serve and even glow
At the end of your rope
There isn't hope
Getting out alive
That's when henchmen thrive
And that's how you survive
You're about to be bit
Or you see a few slits
As you sit on the bomb
Who sounds the first alarm
And rescues you from harm
Sidekicks and henchmen
Appear where fear takes hold
They're mean and green and cold
They'll steal the ship or steal the gold
Sidekicks and henchmen
Will honor and obey
Spot traps a mile away
They'll taste the food or chase your prey
You're in tucked in your bed
You get whacked in the head
You'll punched in from the slugs
Who comforts you with hugs
Your care and faithful thugs
You're outnumbered by 10 and
Surrounded again by men who hate your guts
While prancing on their butts
You'll need someone who's nuts
(Laughs)
Who'll turn your enemies to stone
Who'll blow their houses down
Or fight to save your throne
Sidekicks and henchmen
Are devils in disguise
They’ll beat men twice their size
They'll cast your spells to tell your lies
Sidekicks and henchmen
No matter what the cause
For with the sharpest claws
They'll do your climb or do your time
And even seek applause
(Spoken)
As Hades discovered, way back then!
You gotta have sidekicks
The good ones have big sticks
Some even have ice picks
To get in your best list
You gotta get sidekicks and henchmen