Kiff attempts to avoid spoilers while she finishes a popular book series.
Plot[]
At the Table Town Public Library, Kiff and Barry both borrow copies of the first volume in the Star Star Throne Quest book series. Seeing their enthusiasm, Miss Moufflé also checks out two copies of the second volume for them to read, and informs them that Star Star Throne Quest is being made into a new TV series. Kiff convinces Barry to join her in reading the entire book series before watching the show, so that they can better appreciate the show later on. Miss Moufflé overhears this and lends them all fifteen volumes.
Kiff creates a rigorous schedule for her and Barry to follow so that they can finish reading the Star Star Throne Quest books as quickly as possible. However, at Table Town Middle School, the two struggle to avoid hearing spoilers from others who have already started watching the TV adaptation, so they end up returning to the library to read privately in the hush room. Eventually, Barry gives up on trying to finish the books, though he stays to guard the door to the hush room for Kiff. When Harriet Trimble's children later arrive to use the hush room, Barry explains to them that Kiff is reading the entire Star Star Throne Quest series in order to pick up lore unknown to casual fans of the franchise. Word gets around about what Kiff is doing, which inspires people all over Table Town to start reading the books themselves.
Ridgeway Burlington, the star of the Star Star Throne Quest TV series, is outraged to hear that ratings for the show have plummeted due to people opting to read the original books instead. Burlington decides to visit Kiff at the library and spoil her the ending of the series to make her abandon her goal of finishing the books. There, he is resisted by an army of library patrons inspired by Kiff, who all do their best to stall him before he can reach Kiff in the hush room. After defeating the patrons by giving them Star Star Throne Quest spoilers, he disguises himself as Miss Moufflé to trick Kiff and Barry into letting him inside the hush room, just as Kiff is about to finish reading the final volume. When Burlington starts spoiling the ending of the series, however, Barry covers Kiff's ears and allows himself to be spoiled instead.
Kiff confronts Burlington for betraying the essence of his character in the show, Zamian, who loves books. Burlington, who never read the Star Star Throne Quest books, admits to being unaware of this, and becomes intrigued. Back upstairs, Kiff decides to read the ending of the final volume together with all the other library patrons, including Burlington.
The title of the first Star Star Throne Quest volume, A New Promise (and the second volume, A New New Promise), references the retroactive title for the 1977 debut Star Wars film, Star Wars: Episode IV – A New Hope.
Continuity[]
The Star Star Throne Quest franchise is discussed in great detail throughout the episode.
Kiff wears her "yikeseeola" shirt and monster slippers at the Buns residence.
Miss Rogers and another library patron are seen reading the book The Suspect Wore a Bikini from "Beach Day". Later, Miss Rogers is seen with a copy of It Happened on the Way to the Forum from "Big Barry on Campus".
The 5 Jerks!, Smoldering Cove, and Teen Creek are among the shows listed in the ratings table.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie Racona • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn Gherkinheim • Gareth • Patty Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
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