D.W. gets the D-2000 super-computer! While it seems to be perfect, Launchpad feels it's replacing him as sidekick, and Gosalyn is fed up with not getting away with anything, and introduces it to Launchpad's soap-operas. Soon, even Darkwing wants the machine gone when it falls in love with him. Darkwing finally tells the computer system it's getting unplugged when he gets to the tower, at which point it goes berserk and decides that if it can't have D.W. no one else will!
- Victoria Carroll - D-2000
- Christine Cavanaugh - Gosalyn
- Jesse Corti - Wisconsin Webfoot, Mouse Robber, Police Captain
- Jim Cummings - Darkwing Duck/Drake Mallard, Police Officer
- Katie Leigh - Honker
- Terry McGovern - Launchpad, Radio Voice, Lawyer
- Marcia Wallace - Didi Lovelost, Tape Store Owner
- Launchpad previously felt replaced by a robot in the DuckTales episode "Armstrong (episode)".
- The title is a reference to the famous Shakespearean quote "Star-crossed lovers"