"That's How the Story Goes" is a song performed by Hermes in Hercules: The Animated Series in the episode, "Hercules and the Return of Typhon".
Lyrics[]
When Athens was barely a dot on the map
On the edge of a new frontier
Destiny called on a dapper young cat
With a battle that made his career!
He was buff -he was tuff- he was armed to the teeth!
Kept on fearlessly frying his foes.....
Packin' plenty of punch in his thunderbolt sheath
Yeah! That's How the Story Goes!!!!
A terrible titan stepped onto the scene
Tried to carve out a niche of his own
His brutal attackin' , sent everyone packin'
And Zeus had to face him alone!!!
Smelled like Limburger cheese-{ he was covered with fleas!}
From his rattlesnake knees to his toes
He could topple Olympus with One little sneeze
Yeah!!! That's How the Story Goes!!!!
Now Zeus didn't worry......he let loose a flurry
That left Typhon buried and crushed
And so it was written~that titan was smitten
He'd finally "bitten the dust!!!!"
That beast had blown by one god on his own
While striking this masterful pose
And the legend was born....on that fateful morn.......
That's How The Story Goes..........YEAH!!!!!
That's.... How....... The ......Story ..........Goes!!!!
