"The Army Navy Game" is the first segment of the sixtieth episode of Recess.
When Gus' father finds out that Cornchip Girl's father is his archenemy who worked for the Navy, Gus and Cornchip Girl aren't allowed to see each other anymore, but they decide to share a secret friendship that their fathers won't know about.
- Andrew Lawrence as T.J. Detweiler
- Rickey D'Shon Collins as Vince LaSalle
- Jason Davis as Mikey Blumberg
- Ashley Johnson as Gretchen Grundler
- Courtland Mead as Gus Griswald
- Pamela Adlon as Ashley Spinelli
- Noelle Curzon as Theresa "Cornchip Girl" LaMaise
- April Winchell as Muriel Finster
- Sam McMurray as Lieutenant Griswald
- Clancy Brown as Lieutenant Lucas "Luke" LaMaise
- Ryan O'Donohue as Clyde Fillmore
- The episode's name may be a possible reference to the British 60's ITV series, The Army Game.