The Ballad of Ezekiel Tugbottom, or The Ballad of Sally Tugbottom, is a song performed on the The Ghost and Molly McGee episode "Monumental Disaster". It is sung by the narrator about the fabled tornado Ezekiel lassoed. Later, the song is revised to be about Ezekiel's sister Sally once Molly, Scratch, and Libby find out the truth.
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Listen to the story
I'm about to tell
About a man from Brighton
they know so well
He was big and strong but never mean
He got his biceps from a turnip green
Once a tornado was heading towards town
Ezekiel threw his lasso and wrestled it down
Everyone cheered and started sing
But Ezekiel said it ain't nothin but a thing
Ezekiel Tugbottom, Ezekiel Tugbottom
The hero hero the hero of Brighton
I had to revise the story I told
As it turns out, he was not so bold
It was his sister Sally who had heroic genes
Ezekiel didn't even liked turnip greens
He never actually hugged that bear
And when he saw the tornado he froze with terror
It was Sally who saved him with a lasso pull
The story of Ezekiel's a buncha bull
Ezekiel Tugbottom, Ezekiel Tugbottom
He's no hero, no hero of Brighton
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