Zack, Marcus, and Woody create a fake beauty pageant so they can meet girls. When Mr. Moseby learns of their plans, he punishes them by forcing them to see it through. Meanwhile, London intimidates Bailey by bragging about her previous success in beauty pageants. As a result, Bailey enters the SS Tipton's pageant to try to beat London, and hires Cody as her coach.
- Matthew Timmons as Woody Fink, Brittany Ross as Capri
- When Cody tells Bailey that he has been in a beauty pageant before, this is a reference to The Suite Life of Zack & Cody episode, "The Fairest of Them All." It also references the pilot where Bailey disguised as a boy.