"The Best of Everything" is a song featured in the Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers pilot episode "To the Rescue", sung by Fat Cat.
Lyrics[]
Fat Cat: Like my new sparkler, boys?
Bit: We didn't think you could get your paws on it, Fat Cat.
Fat Cat: Oh, ye of little brain. It's trinkets like these that show the world what I deserve -- the best!
Fat Cat: You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambé
My diet screams for triple-star
Beluga caviare
And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat
A toast to me, Fat Cat
I want the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at my beck and call
I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
My velvet tux is tailor-made
Embroidered silk and jewelled brocade
My good taste is so refined
I demand the top of the line
Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox
A fine Italian marble bust
Engraved, "In Fat Cat we Trust"
Gamblers: He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
He'll make them crawl
You know he wants it all
He wants the best of everything
Golden crowns and diamond rings
Servants at his beck and call
Fat Cat: I'll make them crawl
You know I want it all
Gamblers: La, la, la!