The Bone Dance is a song made up by Miley in Get Down, Study-udy-udy in order to learn the bones of the human body. It is a parody of "Nobody's Perfect", and it is sung a cappella.
Lyrics[]
When I milk the cow
On Uncle Earl's farm
I use the ulna bone
That is in my arm
Moo-Yah!
Everybody knows the bones
Just had to find a way
Everybody know what I'm talking 'bout
That's how I'll get an A
My body's many parts
And this is where it starts
Phalanges I have 10
And metatarsals then
I got some tarsals too
I'll put them in my shoe
She's telling the truth
The fibula is next
According to my text
Then comes the tibia
That ain't no fibia
[Chorus]
We're doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again til I get it right
We're doing the bone dance
You dance and you learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect!
And now I take it home
With the parietal bone
It might be crazy
But we learn that way
Temporal and frontal too
And now we're finally through
That makes two hundred & six
I found a way that clicks
Chant: Bone thugs in the house
We're doing the bone dance
You study the answers
Again and again till I get it right
We're doing the bone dance
You dance and you learn it
And we won't mess up this test
We'll get it perfect... word!