"The Flyin' Fishmonger " is the theme song specially commissioned by Reginald Fletcher for his attempt to jump McGregor's Gorge of Doom with his motorcycle during his days as "The Flying Fishmonger ". The theme song and its updated version heard during the episode are revealed to be integral to the plot of the episode.
Lyrics [ ]
First Version, sung in a monotone and Scottish accent [ ]
He's a fishmonger and he flies
He's a fishmonger and he flies
Second Version [ ]
(Choir) Holy, Holy Mackerel
Holy, Holy Mackerel
Holy, Holy Mackerel
Holy, Holy Mackerel
Phineas Flynn: He's bald on top
He's got an artificial hip
He's gonna take a hop
He's gonna take a trip
He's weak in the knees
And he can't find his keys
But put your hands together
'Cause he's here to please
He's a Flying Fishmonger (Flying Fishmonger)
He's a Flying Fishmonger (Death-Defying wonder)
He's a Flying Fishmonger with nerves of steel
He's got an old blender motor
And a pair of wheels
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Episodes
Season One: "Rollercoaster " • "Candace Loses Her Head " • "The Fast and the Phineas " • "Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror " • "The Magnificent Few " • "S'Winter " • "Are You My Mummy? " • "Flop Starz " • "Raging Bully " • "Lights, Candace, Action! " • "Get That Bigfoot Outta My Face! " • "Tree to Get Ready " • "It's About Time! " • "Jerk De Soleil " • "Toy to the World " • "One Good Scare Ought to Do It! " • "A Hard Day's Knight " • "I, Brobot " • "Mom's Birthday " • "Journey to the Center of Candace " • "Run Away Runway " • "I Scream, You Scream " • "It's a Mud, Mud, Mud, Mud World " • "The Ballad of Badbeard " • "Dude, We're Getting the Band Back Together " • "Ready for the Bettys " • "The Flying Fishmonger " • "Phineas and Ferb Get Busted! " • "Greece Lightning " • "Leave the Busting to Us! " • "Crack That Whip " • "The Best Lazy Day Ever " • "Boyfriend From 27,000 B.C. " • "Voyage to the Bottom of Buford " • "Put That Putter Away " • "Does This Duckbill Make Me Look Fat? " • "Traffic Cam Caper " • "Bowl-R-Ama Drama " • "The Monster of Phineas-n-Ferbenstein " • "Oil on Candace " • "Unfair Science Fair " • "Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story) " • "Out to Launch " • "Got Game? " • "Comet Kermillian " • "Out of Toon " • "Hail Doofania! "
Season Two: "The Lake Nose Monster " • "Interview With a Platypus " • "Tip of the Day " • "Attack of the 50 Foot Sister " • "Backyard Aquarium " • "Day of the Living Gelatin " • "Elementary My Dear Stacy " • "Don't Even Blink " • "Chez Platypus " • "Perry Lays an Egg " • "Gaming the System " • "The Chronicles of Meap " • "Thaddeus and Thor " • "De Plane! De Plane! " • "Let's Take a Quiz " • "At the Car Wash " • "Oh, There You Are, Perry " • "Swiss Family Phineas " • "Hide and Seek " • "That Sinking Feeling " • "The Baljeatles " • "Vanessassary Roughness " • "No More Bunny Business " • "Spa Day " • "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo " • "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown " • "Bubble Boys " • "Isabella and the Temple of Sap " • "Cheer Up Candace " • "Fireside Girl Jamboree " • "The Bully Code " • "Finding Mary McGuffin " • "Picture This " • "Nerdy Dancin' " • "What Do It Do? " • "Atlantis " • "Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation! " • "Just Passing Through " • "Candace's Big Day " • "I Was a Middle Aged Robot " • "Suddenly Suzy " • "Undercover Carl " • "Hip Hip Parade " • "Invasion of the Ferb Snatchers " • "Ain't No Kiddie Ride " • "Not Phineas and Ferb " • "Phineas and Ferb-Busters! " • "The Lizard Whisperer " • "Robot Rodeo " • "The Beak " • "She's the Mayor " • "The Lemonade Stand " • "Phineas and Ferb Hawaiian Vacation " • "Summer Belongs to You! " • "Nerds of a Feather " • "Wizard of Odd " • "We Call it Maze " • "Ladies and Gentlemen, Meet Max Modem! " • "The Secret of Success " • "The Doof Side of the Moon " • "Split Personality " • "Brain Drain " • "Rollercoaster: The Musical! " • "Make Play " • "Candace Gets Busted "
Season Three: "The Great Indoors " • "Canderemy " • "Run, Candace, Run " • "Last Train to Bustville " • "Phineas' Birthday Clip-O-Rama! " • "The Belly of the Beast " • "Moon Farm " • "Ask a Foolish Question " • "Misperceived Monotreme " • "Candace Disconnected " • "Magic Carpet Ride " • "Bad Hair Day " • "Meatloaf Surprise " • "Phineas and Ferb Interrupted " • "A Real Boy " • "Mommy Can You Hear Me? " • "Road Trip " • "Tour de Ferb " • "Skiddley Whiffers " • "My Fair Goalie " • "Bullseye! " • "That's the Spirit " • "The Curse of Candace " • "Escape from Phineas Tower " • "Lotsa Latkes " • "Ferb Latin " • "A Phineas and Ferb Family Christmas " • "Tri-Stone Area " • "Doof Dynasty " • "Excaliferb " • "Phineas and Ferb and the Temple of Juatchadoon " • "Monster from the Id " • "Gi-Ants " • "The Remains of the Platypus " • "Mom's in the House " • "Perry the Actorpus " • "Let's Bounce " • "Bully Bromance Break Up " • "Quietest Day Ever " • "Doonkleberry Imperative " • "Meapless in Seattle " • "Delivery of Destiny " • "Buford Confidential " • "The Mom Attractor " • "Cranius Maximus " • "Agent Doof " • "Minor Monogram " • "What a Croc! " • "Sleepwalk Surprise " • "Sci-Fi Pie Fly " • "Sipping with the Enemy " • "Tri-State Treasure: Boot of Secrets " • "Doofapus " • "Norm Unleashed " • "Where's Perry? " • "Ferb TV " • "When Worlds Collide " • "What'd I Miss? " • "Road to Danville " • "This is Your Backstory " • "Blackout! "
Season Four: "For Your Ice Only " • "Happy New Year! " • "Fly On the Wall " • "Bully Bust " • "My Sweet Ride " • "Der Kinderlumper " • "Sidetracked " • "Primal Perry " • "Mind Share " • "Backyard Hodge Podge " • "Bee Day " • "Bee Story " • "Great Balls of Water " • "Where's Pinky? " • "Phineas and Ferb Musical Cliptastic Countdown Hosted by Kelly Osbourne " • "Knot My Problem " • "Just Desserts " • "La Candace-Cabra " • "Happy Birthday, Isabella " • "Love at First Byte " • "One Good Turn " • "Mission Marvel " • "Thanks But No Thanks " • "Troy Story " • "Druselsteinoween " • "Terrifying Tri-State Trilogy of Terror " • "Face Your Fear " • "Cheers for Fears " • "Steampunx " • "Just Our Luck " • "Return Policy " • "Live and Let Drive " • "Phineas and Ferb Save Summer " • "Father's Day " • "Imperfect Storm " • "The Return of the Rogue Rabbit " • "It's No Picnic " • "The Klimpaloon Ultimatum " • "Operation Crumb Cake " • "Mandace " • "Phineas and Ferb: Star Wars " • "Lost in Danville " • "The Inator Method " • "Night of the Living Pharmacists " • "Tales from the Resistance: Back to the 2nd Dimension " • "Doof 101 " • "Act Your Age " • "Last Day of Summer " • "O.W.C.A. Files "