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"The Future's in My Hands", also known as "Hailey's On It!", is the opening theme song to the Disney Channel animated series Hailey's On It! The song is from the titular character's perspective and sets up the basic premise of the show itself, complete with the characters of Scott Denoga and Beta also prominently being mentioned and taking part in the theme.

Lyrics[]

Beta: Chaos Bots have been sent from the future to stop the one person who can save the world!
Hailey: Me?

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Hailey: Teach a cat to play the piano
Roller skate all the way to Orlando
Use my ear wax? To make a candle

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Hailey: Win first place for world's cutest pet rock
Do a corn maze, hope I don't get lost
Eat an onion, kiss my friend, Scott? (Scott: Huh?)

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Beta: Chaos Bots have been sent from the future to stop the one person who can save the world!
Hailey: Me?

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Hailey: Teach a cat to play the piano
Roller skate all the way to Orlando
Use my ear wax? To make a candle

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Hailey: Win first place for world's cutest pet rock
Do a corn maze, hope I don't get lost
Eat an onion, kiss my friend, Scott? (Scott: Huh?)

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

I better step up, better not mess up, I'll do the bеst I can
'Cause

The future's in my hands
World's what you makе it, get up and chase it
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Climb a mountain wearing a onesie
Swim to Scotland, learn to play rugby
Lose a game of chess to a monkey

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Hailey: Spike my hair and dye it bright neon
Take a picture with Céline Dion
Learn guitar and write a theme song (Beta: Done)

(Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Saving the Earth is gonna be worth it, I'll do the best I can
'Cause

The future's in my hands
World's what you make it, get up and chase it
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Small hands can do big things
Reach up, make a difference
One voice can break through the noise
All it takes is turning off cruise control
Got the wheel, here I go
Here I go

The future's in my hands
World's what you make it, get up and chase it (Yeah)
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands (Whoo!)
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Yeah) (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it) (Come on now)
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)

Hailey: The future's in my hands
World's what you make it, get up and chase it
Leaving nothing to chance
I'm taking action, making it happen
No matter what tomorrow might bring, I got the guts to do anything
The future's in my hands
Promise, I'm on it
I'm on it

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (Hey, hey, Hailey's on it)
(Trumpet Solo)

Beta: The world's most advanced supercomputer has been sent for the future to make the one girl who can save the world stop being so lazy
Hailey: Hey

Beta: If you want it, Beta's got it

Processor speed faster than lightning,
memory so mighty it's frightening
Knows when avocados are ripening

If you want it, Beta's got it

So much RAM, a sheep would be jealous
Scott: And what else?
Hailey: I'm sure that he'll tell us
Beta: Were my inventors overzealous?
Cause if you ask, yeah, Beta's got it

You can't deny my Wi-Fi
I get more bars than a jail
Hailey: That's a weird analogy
Beta: But if you want victory, you must listen to me
and do everything on that list, like giving Scott a big-
Hailey: No
Scott: Big what?

Beta: Designed to save the day
Hailey: Humble, he's not, but mad skills, he's got
Beta: Perfect in every way
Hailey: He's kinda a pain, but we need his brain
Beta: Hailey, I know that you can be great, if you just do what I calculate
And, Scott, you are here too
You need an answer, Beta's got it

Scott: I, Scott Denoga, have created the most excellent list of cool things are totally doable Hailey: Oh, really?

Scott: Hey, hey, Scott's on it

With my psyche, make objects vanish Teach a French bulldog to speak Spanish Beta: This whole list is dumb and outlandish Hailey: Beta, be nice

Scott: Scott's on it

Make a boat that floats over traffic Train a goat to be telepathic Hailey: I'm so glad you're enthusiastic Beta: She's being sarcastic (Hailey: I'm not)

Scott: Scott's on it

Lick an oak tree Tasted the cherry Hailey: Are you sure that's sanitary? Scott: Legally changed my name to Larry (Beta: What?! Why?)

Scott: Larry's on it

I'll find the cure for werewolves Arm wrestle my evil clone (Beta: Ah, not two of you) Fly to Mars with balloons Fight the kraken with harpoons And try playing pickleball (Beta: That's normal) With pickles as the ball (Beta: Oh, come on!)

Cook pastas in the hot tub Beta: Scott, you nitwit So agitated

Scott: Ride go karts with bear cubs Hailey: You've got to admit, at least he's creative

Scott: Go back in time Invent the first drum Build the Space Needle out of chewed gum Beta: Please someone make this stop Scott: Why didn't you say so?

Larry's on it

Beta: Hey, Hey, Hailey's Off It
Hailey: I have the whole day off
No list, no tasks
Now that’s worth singing about

(Hey, hey, Hailey's off it)

Hailey: Take some time to go smell the flowers.
Take a nap that lasts for three hours
Order cake from me to devour (so delicious)

(Hailey's off it!)

Ignore texts that I should reply to
Watch a show where strangers say ‘I do’.
Journal doodle, write my own haiku.

Tall, trees, sway… nah, too much work when

(Hailey's off it)

A whole day with no schedule,
I should really schedule it out.

Beta: Wait, what?

Hailey: Cuddle cats, craft collage, bubble bath, back massage
Is there anything that I missed?

Beta: Don’t you see you made a new list.

Hailey: Oh no!

Today is just for me!

Beta: Savor the time, we’re jam packed tomorrow.

Hailey: Hurray for herbal tea!

Beta: On Wednesday we climb Mount Kilimanjaro.

Hailey: Saving the world’s a whole lot of stress.
Finally I can just decompress.

Now let this day begin.

Beta: Hailey, it’s over.

Hailey: It’s over?

Videos[]

Trivia[]

  • The chorus is played during the end credits of most episodes.
  • When Scott falls off the roof after Hailey closes the window on him, different sounds play during each episode when he lands.

External links[]

v - e - d
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Media
Hailey's On It! (soundtrack)
Characters
Hailey BanksScott DenogaBetaThe ProfessorKristine SanchezA.C. AychvakBecker DenogaKai BanksPatricia BanksDwayne and Johnson BanksFrank the FlamingoSunny DenogaEddie DenogaLucy MorganBored MurrayGenesisKennedyBill BoardSanjay Singh
Episodes
"The Beginning of the Friend" • "Beta'd and Hooked/The Wild, Wild Mess" • "The Last Sand/The Show Must Go Wrong" • "Cubix Dudes/Cos-played" • "Road Trippin'/Escape Doom" • "The Flamingo Must Flamin-Go/Splatter of the Bands" • "Bringing Home the Beacon/Dance Like No Mom is Watching" • "Kristine-ceañera/The Puffle Kerfuffle" • "Flippin' Out/Smells Like Queen Spirit" • "Catching Felines/It's All Gonna Be OK-Pop" • "U.F. Whoa!" • "Seas the Day/Kissed Opportunities" • "Sight for Dinosaur Eyes/Along for the Slide" • "Leather Jacket Hailey/In a Pinch" • "The Fart of War/Who Let the Dogs Out? (Hailey)" • "Beta's Gonna Hate/The A-maize-ing Maze" • "I Know What You Did Last Slumber/Lady and the Trampoline" • "Scott's on a Roll/Bye Bye Birdies" • "Frankly Fabulous/The Pin is Mightier Than the Swole" • "We Wish You A Merry Chaos-mas" • "Mer-made in Oceanside/Full House (of Bugs)" • "The Umpire Strikes Back/Magician: Impossible" • "Bad Bear Day/2001: A Spouse Odyssey" • "The Saw-shank Redemption/No More Mr. Rice Guy" • "When Squeeples Attack/Cool Intentions" • "Out of Body Slam Experience/Get Whale Soon" • "How Kristine Goat Her Groove Back/Oceanside's 11" • "Student of the Weak/Smother Knows Best" • "The Biggest Luger/An Imposter Is Born" • "I Wanna Dance With My Buddy"
Songs
"The Future's in My Hands" • "Kiss Your Friend" • "Born for This"
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