Mr. Toad:Tally Ho! Tally Ho! Tally Ho!
Are we on our way to Nottingham, to Brittingham, to Buckingham
Or any hammy hamlet by the sea? NO! Cyril: Are we on our way to Devonshire, to Lancashire, or Worcestershire?
I’m not so sure, we’ll have to wait and see! Mr. Toad: Are we on our way to Dover or going merrily over
The jolly road that goes to Plymouth, ho!
Mr. Toad and Cyril: NO! We’re merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
merrily on our way to nowhere in particular
We’re merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
merrily on our way where the roads are perpendicular
Cyril: We’re always in a hurry Mr. Toad: We have no time to stall Mr. Toad and Cyril: We’ve got to be there, we’ve got to be there,
but where we can't recall
Whoo! We're merrily, merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily on our way, and we may
be going to Devonshire to Lancashire to Worcestershire
We’re not so sure, but what do we care, we’re only sure we got to be THERE!
We’re merrily on our way to nowhere at all!
