Kiff, Barry, and Trevor sneak into a movie and try not to get caught.
Plot[]
At the Table Town Mall cinema, Kiff, Barry, and Trevor narrowly vote to watch Melons for Sale over The Many Saints of Chugga Roo. Before entering the theater, Trevor hands his phone to Nick Namé to prevent himself from being tempted to illegally record the movie. Given their past history, Nick tells Kiff and Barry that he will be keeping his eyes on them for any suspicious behavior, and that he is willing to hand out lifetime bans.
Kiff, Barry, and Trevor find that they are the only people in attendance for Melons for Sale, which turns out to be a boring, pretentious black-and-white film with minimal dialogue. Kiff convinces Barry and Trevor to sneak into the theater next door to watch The Many Saints of Chugga Roo instead. Before the movie starts, Trevor decides to take a quick bathroom break, but he mistakenly walks through the emergency exit door, which cannot be opened from the inside, with the only way out being a second emergency exit door that sounds an alarm once opened. Unable to contact Kiff and Barry for help without his phone, Trevor tries slipping a note under the door, but it is picked up by Lady Lorraine, who cannot read it due to her poor eyesight.
The theater begins to fill up, concerning Kiff and Barry, who worry that three people will be unable to find seats because of them. The two give up their seats at the back of the theater and move up front to accommodate Pawva and her two friends, who all have "crummy necks". Meanwhile, Trevor slowly goes insane while waiting for help in the emergency exit hallway, and he begins talking to a fire extinguisher as if it were a person, naming it "Red". In the front row, Kiff texts Trevor about the change of seats, only to be reminded that he does not have his phone with him. Kiff and Barry are then forced to squeeze together in one seat to accommodate Miss Deer Teacher and her "date" – who turns out to also be Miss Deer Teacher, as she is focused on "loving herself".
As the movie starts, Rat is enraged to find that there are no seats left and instigates a brawl among the audience. The chaos is broken up by a security guard, who announces that he will be inspecting every audience member's ticket to find out who sneaked in. Kiff and Barry are stopped from leaving by the guard, but just as he is about to inspect their tickets, the theater's fire alarm and sprinkler system goes off, forcing an evacuation. Trevor is shown to have finally opened the door, having been convinced to do so by "Red".
Before Kiff, Barry, and Trevor can leave the cinema, Nick stops them and reveals that he knows what they did, having seen Kiff's texts on Trevor's phone. He takes the trio to his office and begins writing a discipline report on them, but ultimately decides to let them go on the grounds that Melons for Sale was indeed a terrible film worth sneaking out of. With the whole cinema evacuated, Nick and the children, along with "Red", enjoy a private screening of The Many Saints of Chugga Roo.
Drew Applegate, Kent Osborne, Lucy Heavens, Nic Smal, Allison Craig, and Niko Guardia's names are seen as credits on the Melons for Sale, Jail: The Movie!, and Window: The Movie posters.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn • Gareth • Patty Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
