"The Royal Doulton Music Hall" is a song performed by Jack and Mary Poppins in the film Mary Poppins Returns.


  And where would we all like to go on this fine, fine day?

Mary Poppins:
  The Royal Doulton Music Hall, please.


  What's that?

Mary Poppins:
  We're on the brink of an adventure, children. Don't spoil it with too many questions.
In the nursery, you were never by yourself
There was quite another world upon your shelf

  Hold on!

Mary Poppins:
Where each day crowds make their way upon the sun's descent
To a mythical, mystical, never quite logistical tent

Yes, in this dilly dynamical, simply ceramical Royal Doulton Bowl
There's a cuddly and curious, furry and furious animal watering hole
Where the monkeys and hummingbirds know the tunes and the words
Every beast, large and small

Loves the very top drawable
Always encorable
Royal Doulton Music Hall

  Ooh, that one tickled my tail. Nearly there, Mary Poppins!

Mary Poppins, Jack:
Yes, in this marvelous, mystical rather sophistical
Royal Doulton Bowl

There's a lotta birds cuein' up, a lotta hams chewin' up
Scenery they swallow whole
There are lotsa cats tuning strings

Mary Poppins:
Nightingales in the wings

Mary Poppins, Jack:
Waiting for their big drum roll

At the simply sensational

Mary Poppins:
Standing ovational

Mary Poppins, Jack:
Royal Doulton

Mary Poppins, Jack, Georgie, John, Annabel:
Music Hall

  Here we are!

  But where's the music hall?

Mary Poppins:
  Oh, yes. That. Silly me.

  Step right up! Step right up!

John, Georgie, Annabel:
  Wow! Goodness!

  How on earth did she do that?

  One thing you should know about Mary Poppins. She never explains anything.

  Hurry! Hurry! Get tickets while you can for the one-night-only, one and only... Mary Poppins! What an honor it is to have you join us this evening.

Mary Poppins:
Thank you.

  And who is this I see? Why, it's John, Annabel and Georgie Banks.

  You know us?

  Of course! Everyone knows the Banks children. Hurry along now. Get yourself some peanuts and candy floss and go right on in!

  May we, Mary Poppins?

Mary Poppins:
  Yes. Just keep away from the edge of the bowl.

At the highly acclaimable, nearly untamable
Lavishing praisable, always roof-raisable
Royal Doulton Music Hall!


v - e - d
Mary Poppins Logo
Films: Mary PoppinsMary Poppins ReturnsThe Cat That Looked at a KingVideo

Music: SoundtrackMusicalThe Legacy Collection
Books: Big Golden BookLittle Golden Book

Disney Parks
Garden of the Twelve FriendsMary Poppins RideThe Great Movie Ride

Entertainment: Disney's BelieveDisney Classics: The Music & The MagicOne Man's Dream II: The Magic Lives OnOnce Upon a Mouse
Restaurants: Jolly Holiday Bakery Cafe
Parades: Celebrate A Dream Come True ParadeDisney's Dreams On Parade: Moving OnDisney's Easter WonderlandDisney's Magical Moments ParadeDisney Cinema ParadeDisney Friends Springtime ProcessionalDisney Magic on ParadeDisney on Parade: 100 Years of MagicDisney Stars on ParadeDisney Stars 'n' CarsDreaming Up!Happiness is Here ParadeMickey's Soundsational ParadeThe Wonderful World of Disney Parade
Fireworks: Believe... There's Magic in the StarsDisney Dreams!Disney Movie MagicDisneyland ForeverFantasy in the SkyMagical

Mary Poppins: Mary PoppinsBertGeorge BanksWinifred BanksJane BanksMichael BanksPenguin WaitersFoxAdmiral Boom and Mr. BinnacleUncle AlbertMr. Dawes Sr.Katie NannaMrs. BrillEllenMr. Dawes Jr.Constable JonesThe Pearly BandMiss Lark

Mary Poppins Returns: William Weatherall WilkinsJackTopsyThe Balloon LadyClydeShamusJohn BanksAnnabel BanksGeorgie BanksAngusHamilton Gooding and Templeton FryeThe Park KeeperPenny Farthing

Mary Poppins: Sister SuffragetteThe Life I LeadThe Perfect NannyA Spoonful of SugarJolly HolidaySupercalifragilisticexpialidociousStay AwakeI Love to LaughFeed the Birds (Tuppence a Bag)A British BankFidelity Fiduciary BankChim Chim Cher-eeStep in TimeA Man Has DreamsLet's Go Fly a Kite

Mary Poppins Returns: (Underneath the) Lovely London SkyA ConversationCan You Imagine That?The Royal Doulton Music HallA Cover is Not the BookThe Place Where Lost Things GoTurning TurtleTrip a Little Light FantasticNowhere to Go But Up
Musical: Temper, TemperPractically PerfectAnything Can Happen
Deleted Songs: The Anthropomorphic ZooThe ChimpanzooThe Right SideThe Land of SandAdmiral BoomMary Poppins' MelodyYou Think, You BlinkThrough The Eyes of LoveWest WindTiki TownThe North Pole Polka

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