Piggy: There is no yelling, no racing, no breaking things,
There shall be no making of a mess.
Summer: Uh, Piggy?
Piggy: No licking the walls, no basketballs,
Clothing must be permanently pressed.
No sniffling, no sneezing, no bickering,
My kingdom shall stay tidy and clean...
Piggy: No croissants or baguettes, and before I forget,
There is no saying "no" to the queen!
Summer: Uh, Queen Piggy? This doesn't sound like much fun.
Piggy: Silence! The queen is speaking.
Yes, I'm sorry, but it's true, to the dungeon with you!
If you dare say "no" to the queen!
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