The Tale of Brad Starlight

The Tale of Brad Starlight
General information
Shows	Wander Over Yonder
Performers	Wander (Jack McBrayer) Andy Bean (animatic only)
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The Tale of Brad Starlight is a song performed by Wander in the episode, "The Hero" and is Sir Brad Starlight's theme song.

Lyrics

(Whistling)


Wander: I sing the tale of Brad Starlight

A worthy, brave, and daring knight

He helped a crone to cross the street

Sir Brad Starlight: Now more dangerous!

Wander: Though it was lava 'neath his feet

Sir Brad Starlight: Put in that I fought a bear, so they know how strong I am.

Wander: He wrestled large and scary bears

Sir Brad Starlight: And come on, old crone? Yuck! Make it a pretty lady!

Wander: All to help a maiden fair

Sir Brad Starlight: Heh, yes, she totally wants to smooch me.

Wander: Then his sidekick, brave and true...

(Wander is cut off by Brad at this point in the song)

===Animatic version===
Andy Bean: I sing the tale of Brad Starlight

A worthy, brave, and daring knight

He helped a crone to cross the street

Sir Brad Starlight: Now more dangerous!

Andy Bean: Thought it was lava 'neath his feet

Sir Brad Starlight: Put in that I fought a bear, so they know how strong I am.

Andy Bean: He wrestled large and scary bears

Sir Brad Starlight: And come on, old crone? Yuck! Make it a pretty lady!

Andy Bean: All to help a maiden fair

Sir Brad Starlight: Heh, yes, she totally wants to smooch me. Woah, the labyrinth of delusion!

Trivia

• The background whistles were performed by Andy Bean, and the instrument used was his own banjo ukulele.
• This is the second song to end abruptly, the first was What's In The Box?.
• This is the second song sung by Wander in the episode, and Andy Bean in the animatic, first was If You Wander Over Yonder. Unlike the past, the episode version comes first.
• A visualized version of this song was featured in the episode's animatic.
• The last line before Wander is cut off is not used in the animatic version.

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