"The Vamp-Opera" is a song from the Vampirina episode of the same name. It is sung by all of the characters after Vee casts a spell that causes everyone to sing instead of talk.
Lyrics[]
Vee:
Try coming up with a song now
(spoken) Huh
(resumes singing) That felt strange somehow
Poppy:
How can we rock
With an epic case
Of writer's block
Bridget:
Our songwriting's way too tardy
To be ready for the big block party
What is going on?
Vee:
Why does everything we say
End up coming out in song?
Did I mess up this old spell?
Yes, I must have done it wrong
And now one thing here is clearly indisputable
I have made the world into a great big musical
Poppy and Bridget:
A musical
Poppy:
(spoken) Wait, what?
Bridget:
So the whole wide world's a musical?
All my dreams are coming true
Will you tell me, tell me pretty please
Will I get a pony too?
Poppy:
I really really doubt that
Vee:
Me too
But honestly, for reals
What are we gonna do?
Demi! Gregoria!
Demi:
The ghostest with the mostest
Has appeared at your behest
So tell me, Vee just you to me
What is your monsterrific request?
Gregoria:
What's going on here?
What was that?
And that (5x)
Sing it, sister
This is getting scary
What'd you do to make me sing like
a spooky stone canary?
Vee:
I was trying out a spell
I thought I'd do it well
It didn't go exactly as I planned
I may have modified it
The spell, it was a hybrid
Now singing is the only way
to make you understand
Demi:
A hybrid, a hybrid
What's a hybrid again?
Just asking for a friend
Gregoria:
It's when two spells combine
And come out doubly strong
They're twice as tough to break
So we're doomed to speak in song
Poppy:
Doomed, doomed to a lifetime stuck in rhyme
Gregoria:
Could be, unclear
A day, a week a year
Or it might disappear
Now that it's bedtime
Demi:
Bedtime
Boop-be-doppy-doo
I thought you could use a little backup
And we could have a nice duet
What do you think?
Gregoria:
Here's a fact
This gargoyle's a solo act
Now, as I said
it's time for bed
And maybe by the break of dawn
We will wake up and the spell will be gone
Demi:
Gone
Gregoria:
Demi, focus
We've got to wait out
this hocus-pocus
Demi:
Gone
And that's no joke-us
Vee:
Let's get some sleep
And in the morning
we wil speak
Demi:
Gone
Gregoria:
Demi, please
Vee:
Good night
Demi:
Uppity uppity, up
Gregoria:
You sang?
Vee:
He sang
Demi:
I sang
All:
We sang
Vee:
This spell, this spell
We're still under the spell
My plan to fix this
It didn't go so well
Demi:
It's time to face the music
And get us back to talking
Gregoria:
We've go to tell your parents
Let's get to walking
Vee:
Mama and Papa
I have to tell you something
Oxana:
What is it. Batkins?
Boris:
Why are we singing?
Vee:
Oh no, this spell came out
Stronger than I could tell
Oxana and Boris:
Darling, what spell?
Vee:
I tried my hand at a hybrid spell
And now it seems you're singing too
Wolfie:
(howling)
Chef Remy Bones:
Scare bleu
Oxana:
Gosh, they're hard to undo
Boris:
But don't worry, batkins
The spell can reverse
We'll fix this most powerful curse
Demi:
That sounds fangtastic
But, please breakfast first
Chef Remy Bones:
How about some lox
And scream cheese?
Demi:
Oh, I'd really love some
Thank you, please
Chef Remy Bones:
No, not for you
These are Vee's
Gregoria:
I don't mean to bring you down
Or to be malcontent
But I feel a sense of doom
Way deep down in my cement
Poppy:
We have a problem
All:
We know
Poppy:
I'm not the only one
Who's stuck in song
It's worse than
We all thought
You should hear my mom
Boris:
Hear your mom
Demi:
Oh no
Vee:
Oh no
All:
Oh, no oh, no
Poppy:
She doesn't seem aware
Of all the melodies and songs
that fill the air
Edna Peepleson:
Hello, neighbors
Boris and Oxana:
Hello, Edna
Edna:
Are you getting ready
for the block party tonight
Oxana:
I am cooking something
that is sure to be a fright
Vee:
Wait, not Edgar?
Poppy:
Yes, Edgar
Edgar:
I'm making a video
To show behind the scenes
And if I'm really lucky
I will catch some monster screams
Poppy:
That hybrid spell was not fooling around
Vee:
I really hope it didn't hit
the whole entire town
Both:
The whole entire town
All:
(vocalizing)
Mailman:
Every day another catalogue
Every day another barking dog
What a day nothing can go wrong
It's like life is a song
Citizen:
Leash your beast
Dribble and swish
I could sure go
for a nice knish
Hear the tune playing sweet and strong
It's like life is a song
Mr. Gore:
Hey, girls
I'm getting giddy
Can't wait to hear
Your brand-new diddy
And I feel so tippy tappy
I don't know why but I'm just so happy
All:
So happy
Vee:
Bats and frogs things are less than fine
Poppy:
Our neighborhood's becomes a chorus line
All:
Let's join hands and dance and sing along
It's like life is a song
It's like life is a...
Gregoria:
All right, enough that's more than I can stand
If this goes on much longer
I'll be dreaming in jazz hands
Demi:
Vee, since you're the one
Who thought to brew it
You're the only one
who can undo it
Vee:
Can you tell me
What would happen
If I blew it?
Gregoria:
You don't want to know
Vee:
Well, ready set, let's go
A smidge of this
A drop of that
The right amount of fright
I'll surely be a brainy bat
I hope I get this right
I'll see in the clearest Vampirese
With this drop I ask for
No more singing, please
All:
No more singing, please
Videos[]
Trivia[]
- This is the first Vampirina song in the series to be the longest.
- This is the first Vampirina song in the series where Edna Peepleson and Edgar sing.
- This is the only Vampirina song in the series where every character sings.
