"There Are Lots of Ways to Be Great" is a song from the Muppet Babies episode, "Summer the Great". Gonzo sings it to Summer Penguin after she expresses interest in being as great as Gonzo.
Lyrics[]
Gonzo: (Spoken) To become an expert stuntsperson takes guts and concentration,
Plus elbow pads, a helmet, and some sort of nose protection.
Just settle on the sort of stunt you'd like to undertake, and then do it.
That's how you'll be great!
Summer: (Spoken) Gonzo, could you be more specific?
Gonzo: (Spoken) Sure!
You can juggle half a hundred thousand greasy balloons
Or run a marathon while jogging in place
You can ride a four-wheeled bicycle up over the moon
There are lots of ways to be great!
You can balance a buffalo on top of your noggin
Teach a dolphin how to use roller skates
You can whistle a symphony all in one breath
There are lots of ways to be great!
You can find the tippy-tallest tree in all the land
Then scramble up and backwards with no hands
Make yourself a parachute of leaves
Then flutter right down gently in the breeze
Penguins, Gonzos, potatoes and... (clucks)
All of us can do amazing things, ha ha
So let's get started, there's no need to wait
There are lots of ways to be great!
(Spoken) And those are just a few!
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