"This House is Haunted" is a song performed in The Ghost and Molly McGee episode "Frightmares on Main Street". Scratch invites his ghost friends to scare guests at a haunted house for charity on Halloween.
Lyrics[]
Female Singer: Scary-looking creatures nightmarish appeal
Terrifying teachers
Mrs. Roop: Ah! So gosh darn real.
Female Singer: Frightened and delighted
The moment when it ends
You're getting back in line
One more time
And texting all your friends
Oh-o-oh, apparitions swirling all around you
Ghost: Boo!
Brian: Boo!
Cleopatra: Boo!
Scratch: (takes the man's hotdog) Yoink.
Hot Dog Man: Hey!
Female Singer: Nowhere to go-o-oh
They do a terrifying dance
They will astound you
Jeff: I'm classical trained.
Geoff: (shrieks)
Female Singer: Every ghost in Brighton
Showing up to frighten
Partying all night
This house is haunted now
Feeling so alive
As more undead arrive
Scratch: He-hey! Welcome! Come inside.
Female Singer: This house is haunted now
Lucretia: Nice one. High five. (accidentally slices Bartholomew with her clawed hand) Oh, sorry.
Male Singer: Spirits on parade
A spookalicious hoard
She's got gnashing teeth
He's got a viking sword
It's an A+ haunted house
Top notch across the board
Except for Libby...
Libby: Hello?
Male Singer: ...Who got stuck inside a gourd
Libby: Send help.
Female Singer: Every ghost in Brighton
Showing up to frighten
Partying all night
This house is haunted now
Razor claws are scratching
Skulls are de-de-tatching
Geoff: Oh, look. We're matching
Female Singer: This house is haunted now
Everybody's paying
Trying to push their way in
Eager for the slayin'
This house is haunted now
Trivia[]
- This music is parody of Michael Jackson's from 1982 Thriller.