Totally Human

Totally Human
General information
Shows	Vampirina
Performers	Ian James Corlett Wanda Sykes Ian James Corlett Lauren Graham Mitchell Whitfield Isabella Crovetti

"Totally Human" is a song from the Vampirina series finale "Home is Where the Hauntleys Are". It is sung by Boris, Gregoria, Chef Remy Bones, Oxana, Demi, and Vee as they try to pretend to be human to assure the people of Pennsylvania they are not scary monsters, but fail to do so.

Lyrics

Boris:
Grab your sweaters they look great
With their kittens and their fuzz
For we must impersonate
All the things an ordinary human does

Soon we'll be...

All:
Totally human

Gregoria:
Look at me

All:
Totally human

Chef Remy Bones:
Saying things like "holy cow"

All:
Totally human now

Oxana:
We'll make small talk chit and chat
So the town forgets their dread

Demi:
In a trench coat and a hat
Sitting on an irritated gargoyles hat

Oxana:
Here we are

All:
Totally human

Gregoria:
Not bizarre

All:
Totally human

Demi:
Just your average family wow

All:
Totally human now

Chef Remy Bones:
Here's our chance

All:
Totally human

Demi:
Wearing pants

All:
Totally human

Boris:
Just put on a smile now

All:
Totally human now

v - e - d

Media Vampirina • Vampirina: Ghoul Girls Rock! • Vampirina: Ghoul Girls Rock! Volume 2 Disney Parks Disney Junior Dance Party! • Disney Junior Dream Factory Characters Vampirina Hauntley • Oxana Hauntley • Boris Hauntley • Nanpire • Grandpop • Gregoria • Poppy Peepleson • Bridget • Mr. Gore • Wolfie • Demi • Chef Remy Bones • Scream Girls • Nosferatu • Edgar Peepleson • Edna Peepleson • Dragos the Dancer • Phoebe Ravenson • Alice and Desmond Ravenson • Mary-Margaret Mummyton • Uncle Bob • Poltergeist Pat • Frankie Bolt • Franken Bolt Episodes Season One: "Going Batty/Scare B&B" • "The Sleepover/Portrait of a Vampire" • "Vee's Surprise Party/Vee Goes Viral" • "The Plant Predicament/Mummy Mayhem" • "Little Terror/Super Natural" • "Vamping Trip/The Monster Snore" • "Bone Appetit/Woodchuck Woodsies" • "The Little Witch/Hide & Shriek" • "Vampire Weekend/The Bird Who Knew Too Much" • "The Ghoul Girls/Game Night" • "Oldie But a Ghouldie/Beast in Show" • "Critters!/Cuddle Monster" • "Batty Fever/Poetry Day" • "Nanpire the Great/Two Heads Are Better Than One" • "Vee is for Valentine/Scarestitute Teacher" • "Look Who's Scared Now!/Dust Bunnies" • "Vampirina Ballerina/Treasure Haunters" • "Mummy's Day/Dance-lvania" • "Acrobat Boris/The Lemonade Stand" • "Hiccupire/Uncle Bigfoot" • "Fangless/Transylvanian Tea" • "Home Scream Home" • "Countess Vee/Frights Camera Action" • "Hauntleyween/Frankenflower" • "Nanpire and Grandpop the Greats/There's Snow Place Like Home" Season Two: "Vampire for President/Where's Wolfie?" • "The Woodsie Way/TNN" • "Franken-Wedding/Bat Hair Day" • "Baby Dragon/Gloommates" • "The Ghoul Next Door/Scare B & Vee" • "The Birthday Broom/Vee Takes the Court" • "Scare-itage Day/The Great Egg Scramble" • "Desserter Mystery/Mirror Mirror" • "Beach Night/Gregoria Takes Flight" • "The Big Bite/Ghost Hosts" • "The Boo Boys Are Back/Pixie Problem" • "Face the Music/Fright at the Museum" • "Vamp-iversary/Wolf Boy" • "Bat Got Your Tongue/Haunted Theater" • "Trick or Treaters/Play It Again Vee" • "Jumping Jack-o-Lanterns/Freeze Our Guest" • "The Vamp-Opera/This Haunted House is Closed" • "Dia de los Muertos/As You Wish" • "The Scare Council/Taking Scare of Business" • "The Hauntley Girls/The Not So Haunted House" • "A Gargoyle Carol/Deliver-eeek!" • "The Great Esmeralda/Frog's Breath" • "Oh Brother/The Search for Bigfoot" • "Au Revoir Remy/The School Scare Fair" • "Ghoul Guides Save the Day!" Season Three: "Weekly Normalness/Vampire's Luck" • "A Key for Vee/Art Galler-eek!" • "A Ghoulish Tour/Training Wings" • "Nosy's Day In/Sincerely, Blobby" • "Double Double Halloween Trouble/The Creepover" • "Phantom of the Auditorium/Memoreek!" • "Weekend with Grandpop!/Haunted House Call" • "The Critter Fair/Mirror Monster" • "Bust Friends/The Invisible Fan" • "Remy's Recipe/Vampire Chaperone" • "Fang Ten!/Science Rocks" • "Aw, Shucks/Family Scareloom" • "Chrysalis Amiss/Bringing Down the House" • "Bat to the Future/Gregoria Gets Down!" • "Vee and the Family Stone/Twin Trouble" • "Bora the Banshee/A Tale of Two Hollows" • "The Fright Before Christmas/Scared Snowman" • "New Century Eve/Bridget The Brave" • "Hauntley Home Movies/Little Drummer Girl" • "The Magic Howl/Edgar the Ghoul Girl" • "April Ghoul's Day/Monster's New Bed" • "Making a Splash/The Spelling Vee" • "The Curious Case of the Giggles/International Treasure" • "Daddy's Little Ghoul/Chef Remy's Green Thumb" • "Home is Where the Hauntleys Are" Locations Pennsylvania • Scare B&B Songs Vampirina Theme Song • Me for Me • The Scare B&B • Perfect for the Party • Very First Day • Transylvanian Surprise • Dragos the Dancer • The Plant Spell • Lonely Being King • Vampire Lullaby • Don't Let Them Take Me Away • Beautiful Night For a Flight • Not So Scary After All • Chef Remy Bones • The Woodchuck Woodsie Way • Hiding Places • The Witch Want I Want to Be • Look What I Can Do Now • Get Her Unstuck • Living the Scream • Find Your Inner Ghoul • Fun For Everyone • Won't Let You Go • What a Wonderful Dog • What Could Go Wrong • Scary Good • A Terrorific Team • No Way • No Matter What • The Friendship Festival • On Ghoulentine's Day • Make a Monster Proud • Not So Much Fun! • Frightfully Clean • A Great Ballerina • Back Where a Pirate Belongs • A Mummy's Day for Mama • Dancelvania Day • I Believe in You • We've Got it Made • Everybody Gets Scared • Away from it All • You'll Always Be You • Enjoy the Unexpected • Transylvania, Here We Come • Home Scream Home • Things I Could Be • Monster Movie Magic • Hauntleyween • The Perfect Invention • The Way a Feast Should Go • There's Snow Place Like Home • I'm With You • Where's That Werewolf? • How Hard Could Being Human Really Be? • Don't Judge a Spell Book By its Cover • All a Monster Needs is Love • Perfectly Imperfect • You're Dragon Me Down • You Won't Even Know That We're Here • How to Spot a Vampire • Ghostly Host • The Perfect Gift for Vee • The Name of the Game • Frightful Family Tree • The Most Fangtastic Finder in the Biz • The Gift I Wish For Every Year • Double Vee • Beach Night Party • The Fangtastic Feeling of Flying • Cook My Way Into Their Hearts • That's What a True Friend Does • Better Together • Putting It Together • We're a Constellation • Center Stage • Trick or Treat • Monsterific Mess • The Perfect Pumpkin • Winter Wonderland • The Vamp-Opera • Life is a Song • A Monster Lends a Helping Claw •Day of the Dead • When You Wish Upon a Cupcake • Papa, I'm Proud Of You • Haunteray Bay • Hauntley Girls • How a House Gets Haunted •The Future Is Up To You • What We Need • I'm Never Wrong • Mad For Mad Science • I Look Up To You • The Wizard Of Weird • The toast of All Paris • De=Scare the Fair • In The Enchanted Forest • I Can Do Anything • Weird and Wonderful You • A Little Bit of Hauntley Luck • This Thrilling Haunted House •Picture Perfect •We'll Be In Your Heart • It Takes Time • No One Knows Where Nosy Goes • The Blob For The Job • Double Halloween•Get Your Creep On • The Monster Inside • I Remember • A Weekend With Ny Grandghoul • Demi, We Love You • Welcome to the Critter Fair • If I Could Be Me • Busting to Say • We're Just Like You • Papa's Monstrous Nature Walks • Full Moon Tide • Like a Scientist Does • So Funky That It's Scary • The Greatest Magic of All • Where's Crawly• Scare B&B • Better Left Unseen • Dance Like You • Fangtabulosity • The Party of Your Dreams • Shriek It Out • About to Lose My Head • Spooky Claus • What If? • Never Give Up • Face Your Fear • Who We Are • Our Best Ghoul • A Mighty Howl • Takes Work to Play • Happy April Ghoul's • The Underbed • Someplace New • A Wand That's Totally Me • Let Your Monster Self Shine Through • Keep the Past Alive • Your Papa's Here For You • Taking Shape • Totally Human • All That We Are