Hey, guys! Welcome back to Epic Rap Battles of Disney! Now, I realize that it's been a little bit since Han Solo vs Indiana Jones, and I'd like to apologize for that. I had school and other projects that were consuming me. But, now, it's summer! And I'll have more time for my rap battles. So, I'm doing this! This very clever matchup was suggested to me by Stofferex, so this one's for you, bro! It's Emperor Kuzco vs The Beast. These two are battling for this reason: These are two people of royalty, an emperor and a prince, who were not good people at first who had to undergo a physical change in order to change his ways. And so, without further rambling on, I present to you The Beast vs Emperor Kuzco.
The Beast's lyrics written in this color while in beast form and this color while in human form.
Emperor Kuzco's lyrics written in this color while in human form and this color while in llama form.
The Battle:[]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DISNEY!!
THE BEAST!!
VERSUS!!
KUZCO!!
BEGIN!
The Beast: []
I won't have to best you just to prove that I truly rule,
But that's not gonna stop me from leaving The Emperor Schooled!
Allow me to Chicha a valuable lesson about respect
As I leave discount Emperor Nero royally wrecked!
You're a self-centered buffoon with no morals at all
Even worse at rapping than you are at Inca-ball!
Why don't you Be True To Your Groove and just boogie on out of here?
You'll hear my Roar as this bore's cold heart is filled with fear!
This brat could use a good beating, so let me do the honors
If I'm dissing the worst emperor, does it still count as dishonor?
You won't do so Bird-well; I think it's clear that you'll lose,
When your rapping is even worse than Kronk's New Groove!
Emperor Kuzco: []
Oh, please! With raps like these, your defeat's guaranteed
You versus me? I guess this is truly Beauty and the Beast!
I'm not sure why Beastie Boy is talking to me about selfishness
For who could learn to love a beast? That's obvious when I look at this!
I've a Little Secret, Adam: I actually enjoyed your movie
That being said, that midquel did nothing for me except bore me!
You aren't Cogs-worth my time, so I'll end this with ease
Tim Scurry away, because it's time to Kill The Beast!
Prince Adam:[]
I'm surprised you didn't hire someone to rap for you!
You're on the road to defeat if that's the best that you can do!
In order to run a kingdom, you need to have a heart
Club you down with diamond rhymes, Spade; You've lost from the start
The Perfect World begins and ends with me dethroning this joke
Step up to me and I'll smash you as if your head were made of stone!
Still want to fight? Be My Guest, but it's a tale as old as time
That an unpleasant peasant can't best the Prince in rhyme!
Kuzco the Llama: []
Fur or not, you're still the most repulsive beast I've ever seen
Why are you even here? This battle is all about me!
You think you're beloved? I'm something, you're a Nobody!
You won't beat me in this battle; Remember, no touchy!
I took the Liberty of giving Belle an actual companion
I'm Marvel-ous! You're just a poor, spoiled, tortured soul, Adam!
Even with my llama face, I still look better than you
I'm growing Board of these Games, so allow me to end this fool!
Think you can win with rhymes older than Yzma? Are you Kitt-ing me?
You've just proven that rapping isn't your Forte. Boom, baby!
I'll throw you out the window, so you'll get out of my sight!
I spit sick! You're catching Kuzco Fever in this fight!
Outro Announcer:[]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DISNEY!!
Polls:[]
More Battles From Me![]
| News: | w/ Jim Henson |
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| Season 1: | Elsa vs Snow White - Zack & Cody vs Phineas & Ferb - Merida vs Robin Hood - Han Solo vs Indiana Jones - The Beast vs Emperor Kuzco - Davy Jones vs Captain Hook - TBA - TBA - TBA - Season Finale |