Did you hear I'm being promoted to content moderator? I'm super excited, and I've even written a song about it! It is a parody of "I Just Can't Wait to Be King" from The Lion King.
I'm gonna be a content mod
So spammers best beware
If there's a page you need deleted
Don't worry, I'll be there
I'm gonna do the things I never got to do before
Won't need to ask the admins to delete stuff anymore
When you see what I've been doing, you'll be awed
Oh, I just can't wait to be a mod!
No unneeded pages
You'll be safe with me here
Mark 'em for deletion
I'll make sure to be here
I'm on the wiki every day
Helping out in every way
I think it's time we all pitched in
And we'll all do our part
Protecting certain pages from vandals, for a start
If you need me to make this wiki better, count me in
I'll make sure to stick around
No matter what, through thick and thin
We'll be friends forever, just like Copper and Tod
Oh, I just can't wait to be a mod!
Everybody look left
Everybody look right
Content mods and admins
Always in the spotlight
C'mon, raise your banners high like Jimmie Dodd
My friends and I, we're like peas in a pod
I'm gonna join the moderator squad
Oh, I just can't wait to be a mod!
Oh, I just can't wait to be a mod!
Oh, I just can't wait...
To be a mod!
Notes[]
Don't get the references in my lyrics? Allow me to explain below:
- Jimmie Dodd was the host of the original Mickey Mouse Club and composer of the "Mickey Mouse March"; the line "raise your banners high" is a reference to a lyric from said song.
- Tod and Copper are Disney's very own pair of unlikely animal friends, from The Fox and the Hound.