Queen of Mars Literal Parody


Candace: Sit on table head swaying

how is my hair not moving

i am a filthy liar

i have dozens of friends like Stacy and Jeremy

Now I'm the Queen of mars

I'm using so many metaphors

close my eyes cant see where I'm going

these dance moves are so weird

these aliens are moving my throne

wow they must be pretty strong

i stay still not moving at all

am i sure I'm not a wax sculpture

Okay, Candace get yourself together I'm definitely not a wax sculpture.

it hasn't even been a minute how did they build this crater of me

im so bad at writing songs

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