Hey guys. I have just returned from yet another awesome trip from Florida for a wedding, Universal Studios and, you guessed it-Disney World! I stayed in the Finding Nemo section of Art of Animation and two of my souvenirs were sketches of Robin Hood and The Rescuers. And speaking of The Rescuers, there is something that often occurred in my head. Whenever you guys have ridden a thrill ride, do you dread a drop like Bernard has when riding Albatross Airlines? I know I have in the past when I was forced to ride Thunder Mountain (and recently that Hagrid motorbike ride which BTW was not worth it). Even in the first film, Bianca said riding Albatross Airlines was just like being on a roller coaster. So imagine of Bianca and Bernard went to Disney World. I have recently made up terms called “Bianca ride” and “Bernard ride”. A Bianca ride would be something wild, crazy, and scary in the sense of wild drops. A Bernard ride would be something more smooth and gentle. And that’s what we’re here for today. We are going to determine which rides at Disney World seem like Bianca rides or Bernard rides. But remember, this is for rides only. Shows such as It’s Tough To Be A Bug or Monsters Inc Laugh Floor will not be included in the list. So let’s start determining, shall we?
Bernard and Bianca Go To Disney World
Magic Kingdom[]
The Kingdom of Magic!
Cinderella’s Carousel- I’d say a Bernard Ride
It’s A Small World-A Bernard ride
Peter Pan’s Flight-A Bernard ride (although Tick Tock might remind them of their bad experience with Brutus and Nero)
Winnie the Pooh ride-A Bernard Ride
Seven Dwarves Mine Train- I’d say a Bianca ride
Mad Tea Party-Probably a Bianca ride
Dumbo the Flying Elephant- I guess a Bernard ride
Under The Sea; Journey Of The Little Mermaid- Probably A Bernard ride
Barnstormer- I’d say a Bianca ride
Jungle Cruise- I would say a Bernard ride
The Magic Carpets of Aladdin- Probably a Bernard ride
Pirates of the Caribbean-Mostly a Bernard ride, but partially a Bianca ride during that dark drop
Thunder Mountain- Obviously a Bianca ride
The Steamboat ride-I’d say a Bernard ride (as long as Medusa is not on it, that is)
The Haunted Mansion- A Bernard ride in the sense that it’s not wild, but it would scare both rescuers
Tomorrowland speedway-Eh, I’d say a little bit of both a Bernard and Bianca ride
Space Mountain-Definitely a Bianca ride
Buzz Lightyear Ranger Spin- Hmmm, probably a little bit of both
Astro Orbiter-Probably a Bianca ride
People Mover-A Bernard Ride
That Disney World Train around the park-Definitely a Bernard ride (especially if you remember his hopes to take the train)
Epcot[]
The symbol of Epcot that looks like a Giant golf ball.
Spaceship Earth-A Bernard Ride
Under The Seas with Nemo and Friends-A Bernard Ride
Soarin- Probably a Bianca ride, although partially a Bernard ride
Living with the land- A Bernard ride
Journey into Imagination with Figment- A Bernard ride for the most part, but Bianca-ish, when Figment does his wild stunts
Gran Fiesta Tour with The Three Caballeros- Eh, A Bernard ride I guess.
Frozen Ever After-A Bernard ride for the most part, but Bianca-ish during the drops
Test Track-A Bianca Ride
And even though that Guardians of the Galaxy ride has not been built yet, I can definitely tell it’s going to be a Bianca ride.
Hollywood Studios[]
I still wish that sorcerer Mickey hat was the icon of Hollywood Studios instead of this. 😒
Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run- Probably A Bianca Ride
Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance- A little bit of both
Star Tours-A Bianca ride
Slinky Dog roller coaster- A Bianca Ride
Alien Swirling Saucers- Probably a Bianca ride
Toy Story Midway Mania- A Bernard ride, I guess
Rock and Roller Coaster-Definitely a Bianca ride; no doubt about that
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror: A Bianca ride
Animal Kingdom[]
Ah, the tree of life!
Kilimanjaro Safaris-A Bernard ride (as long as he and Bianca stay away from the wildlife that is)
Avatar Flight of Passage- I’d say a Bianca ride
Na’vi River Journey- A Bernard ride
DINOSAUR- I guess a Bianca ride for the most part, although both rescuers would probably be terrified of the meet eating dinosaurs
Primeval Whirl-Probably a Bianca ride
Triceratops Spin- A Bernard ride
Expedition Everest- Without a single doubt a Bianca ride
Kali River Rapids-Eh, most likely a Bianca ride I guess
Well that’s all the rides I can think of. If there are any rides you think I have overlooked, by all means comment below and I’ll put them in the proper section. I hope you liked this blog. Take care!