Eh, this popular public personality predicts, "It is a pleasure and a privilege to personally point the pride and praise the perfect performance and propulsion of this pump perambulator."
A mailman who doesn't care about walking on his day off claims, "With this handy-dandy walker-cycle, I do my walkin' sittin' down."
Necessity being the mother of invention, this ingenious hard carrier says, "Win that ol' quittin' whistle blows, I'm givin' meself a lift home in me ol' wheelbarrow."
"I used to suffer from arthritis, (wheeze) 'cause all I ever done was sit on my, uh... chair at the office. (wheeze) Now I gets all my exercise (wheeze) and keeps healt'y wid dis patent applied for a exer-cycle. (wheeze)"
While a defense worker on the "swing" shift devised this "swinging" chariot.