What's Cookin' Smee?

"What's Cookin' Smee?" is a song featured in the Disney Jr. series, Jake and the Never Land Pirates. The song is sung by Sharky and Bones.

Lyrics[]

Monday, it was seaweed soup

Tuesday, roasted rocks

Wednesday, rotten cantaloupe

Thursday, pickled socks

Friday, stinkbug pudding

A triumph of cuisine

And slimy fish head porridge

In a steaming hot tourine

Oh, what's that smell in the galley?

You never can tell with Smee

You'll shudder and shake at the things he bakes

You'll fear his fricassee

Sharky:Cook us up some guitar, Bones!

Oh, what's that smell in the galley?

You never can tell with Smee

You'll shudder and shake at the things he bakes

You'll fear his fricassee

,Oh, what's that smell in the galley?

One whiff will make you swoon

It's an oily, boily sticky mess

So you better hide your spoon

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Media
Jake and the Never Land Pirates (soundtrack) • Playing with Skully • Peter Pan Returns • Jake Saves Bucky • Never Land Rescue • Battle for the Book • The Great Never Sea Conquest • The Legion of Pirate Villains • Disney Junior Storybook Collection • Disney Junior Little Golden Book Library • Disney Junior DJ Shuffle • Disney Junior DJ Shuffle 2

Disney Parks
Disney Junior Dance Party! • Disney Junior Play and Dance! • Disney Junior Dream Factory

Characters

Jake • Izzy • Cubby • Skully • Marina • Captain Hook • Mr. Smee • Sharky and Bones • Tick-Tock the Crocodile • Pirate Princess • Winger • Wise Old Parrot • Mama Hook • Captain Flynn • Peter Pan • Never Bird • Octopus • Lucille the Seal • Red Jessica • Sandy the Starfish • Monkey • Patch the Pirate Pup • Peter Pan's Shadow • Stormy • The Sea Witch • Percy • Misty the Wonderful Witch • Blinky • Brightly the Firefly • Cecilia • Purple Octopus • Snappy the Hermit Crab • The Seahorses • Camille • Gilly the Goldfish • Dragon • Sasha • Rosie • Ice Ogre • Slippery Serpent • Slink • Slink's Mother • Beatrice Le Beak • Fast Claw • Pip the Pirate Genie • Cornica • Flow the Dolphin • Golden Crocodile • Golden Squid • Harry • Tinker Bell • Queen Coralie • Bouncing Bumble Queen • Pirate Mummy • Captain Gizmo • King Crab • First-Mate Mollie • Brewster the Beast Trapper • The Singing Stones • Nanny Nell • Sand Serpent • Ogre Princess • Captain Treasure Tooth • Peg-Leg Peg • Wendy Darling • John Darling • Michael Darling • Nana • Finn the Mer-Boy • Electric Storm Eel • ShiverJack • Captain Buzzard Bones • Pearl the Penguin • King Zongo • Lord Fathom • King Neptune • Strake • Top Bird • Swifty • Eagle-Eye • Talon • The Groogar • Doctor Undergear • Wildfire • Captain Colossus • Grim Buccaneer

Locations

Pirate Island • Crocodile Creel • Neverland • The Jolly Roger • Mermaid Lagoon • Skull Rock • Tiki Forest • Crimson Isle • Island of Bell • Seahorse Shallows • Doubloon Lagoon • Pirate Princess Island • Chi-Chi-Chilly Canyon • Sailor's Swamp • Stink Pot Swamp • Skybird Island • Ha-Ha Hedges • Cattail Chasm • Pirate Putt-Putt Course • Batwing Bog • Windy Cove • Have a Banana Grove • Cranberry Bog • Butterfly Bluff • Coral Cove • Pirate Plunge • Skull and Bones Rock • Sandbar Straits • Jake and the Never Land Pirates • Blue Whale Way • Big Tree Forest • City of Gold • Never Land Desert • Fountain of Forever • Buccaneer's Bluff • Birdbath Bluff • Shipwreck Rock • Pirate Rock • Hidden Cove • Basketball court • Crystal Tunnel • Shipwreck Beach • Never Land Jungle • Never Peak • Belch Mountain • Valley of Shadows • Pirate Pyramid • Never Sea Twin Tunnel • Never Falls • Big Bug Valley • Rainbow Falls • Forever Tree • Buccaneer Bird Bluff • King Crab Island • Neptune City • Fa-La-La Falls • Pegleg Pond • Tiptoe Pass • London • Bloomsbury • Big Ben • Nursery • Hangman's Tree • The Second Star to the Right

Songs

Yo Ho, Let's Go! • Yo Ho Mateys, Away • Weigh Hey Well Done Crew • Aw Coconuts • Never Land Pirate Band • Captain Hook Is a Cranky Crook • Castaway on Pirate Island • Hot Lava • Pirate Password • Bucky's Shanty • Roll Up the Map • What's Cookin' Smee? • Never Sky • Tick Tock Croc • Trick or Treasure • Peter's Pirate Team • Blast You Peter Pan • I Can't Fly • Remember Peter Pan • Wendy's Song • Here We Go Yo Ho • I Can Fly • A Friend in Never Land • Belay • Hook's Hooks • Gold Doubloons • Hook on Ice! • Mama Hook • Pirate Rock Recipe • The Codfish Reel • Jolly Roger • Me Pirate Mom • Rattle Yer Bones • Hook's Hookity-Hook! • Spyglass • Putt-Putt • The Legend of the Golden Smee • Where the Rainbow Lands • Pirate Island Hideout • Sea Legs • Swamy Stomp • Tiki Tree Limbo • Blue as the Deep Blue Sea • Fetch that Pirate Pup • Hammock Song • King Crab • Sneaky Le Beak • Down in the Bubbly Blue • Lead the Way Jake • What Be Your Treasure Wish • Runaway Kitty • Sneezy Genie • X • Starfish Serenade • London Ahoy • Never Land Ahoy • Little Lobster Girl • Walkin' the Plank • Golden Tree • I'm a Pirate Princess • Destroy the Book • Bucky Will Be Mine • The Legendary Captain Flynn • Hail the the Legion of Pirate Villains • Once Upon a Time • Be Who You Wanna Be

Episodes
Hide the Hideout!

Vehicles
Bucky • The Jolly Roger

Other
The Forever Sword • Pixie Dust • Team Treasure Chest • Fairy Rock • Rainbow Wand • Captain Hook's Hooks • Sword of Destiny • Never Sands of Time • Mega-Mecha Sword • The Golden Smee • Heart of Coldness • Crocodile Crown