Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?

Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?
General information
Feature films	Kingdom of the Sun (original plot and name that would eventually become The Emperor's New Groove)
Lyrics	Sting David Hartley
Performers	Sting

"Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?" was a song considered to be used in The Emperor's New Groove, then titled Kingdom of the Sun which was supposed to be a parody of "Why Can't a Woman Be More Like a Man?" from My Fair Lady, written by Sting and sung by Huaca.

Lyrics

Why can't a human be more like a rock?
Dependable, unshakeable, and stoic
A cornerstone of empire, stability and trust
Ever patient, ever vigilant, and essentially heroic
But a human's always chasing after figment and illusion
Always anxious, always searching, but a victim of delusion
If he ever finds his happiness, he'll probably die of shock!
Oh, why can't a human be more like a rock?

See also

• "Walk the Llama, Llama"
• "Snuff Out the Light"
• "One Day She'll Love Me"

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Media Films: The Emperor's New Groove (video/soundtrack) • Kronk's New Groove • The Sweatbox Shows: House of Mouse • The Emperor's New School • Chibi Tiny Tales Video Games: Video Game • Disney Emoji Blitz • Disney Sorcerer's Arena • Disney Magic Kingdoms • Disney Tsum Tsum• Disney Heroes: Battle Mode Cancelled projects: Kingdom of the Sun Disney Parks Disney Animation Building • Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom • Midship Detective Agency Entertainment: Max LIVE: Gettin’ Goofy With It • Villains Tonight! Fireworks: Wonderful World of Animation • Wondrous Journeys Halloween: House of De Vil-lains • Rock on With The Disney Villains Characters The Emperor's New Groove: Kuzco • Pacha • Yzma • Kronk • Bucky the Squirrel • Chicha • Chaca • Tipo • Yupi • Rudy • Mata • Royal Recordkeeper • Jaguars • Incan Palace Guards • Irate Chef • Ipi and Topo Kronk's New Groove: Ms. Birdwell • Papi The Emperor's New School: Malina • Guaca • Moxie • Mr. Flaco Moleguaco • Yatta • Kavo • Dirk Brock • Homework • Azma • Ozker • Ramon Deleted: Huaca • Supai • Mick, Bowie, and Lemmy • Mata • Nina • Owen • Snowball Episodes Season One: "Rabbit Face" • "Squeakend at Bucky's" • "Kuzco Fever" • "Empress Malina" • "The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man" • "Hungry, Hungry Llama" • "Only the Wrong Survive" • "Cart Wash" • "Battle of the Bots" • "Girls Behaving Oddly" • "The Lost Kids" • "The Big Fight" • "Kuzclone" • "Unfit to Print" • "The Emperor's New Pet" • "Peasant for a Day" • "Fortune Cookie Day" • "Gold Fools" • "The Mystery of Micchu Pachu" • "Oops, All Doodles" • "Chipmunky Business" • "Clash of the Familes" • "The New Kid" • "Officer Kronk" • "Kronk Moves In" • "Kuzcogarten" • "Evil and Eviler" • "The Bride of Kuzco" • "U.F.kuzcO" • "Attack Sub" • "The Yzma That Stole Kuzcoween" • "Monster Masquerade" • "Yzmopolis" Season Two: "The Emperor's New Tuber" • "Room for Improvement" • "Cool Summer" • "Prisoner of Kuzcoban" • "Ramon's a Crowd" • "Guakumentary" • "Show Me the Monkey" • "Demon Llama" • "Picture This!" • "TV or Not TV" • "Kuz-Cop" • "How Now Sea Cow?" • "A Fair to Remember" • "Working Girl" • "Curse of the Moon Beast" • "Aww, Nuts!" • "The Emperor's New School Spirit" • "Card Wars" • "Mudka's Secret Recipe" • "The Emperor's New Home School" • "The Emperor's New School Musical" • "A Giftmas Story" • "No Man Is an Island" • "Vincent Van Guaka" • "Air Kuzco" • "Kronkenitza" • "Come Fly with Me" • "Project Poncho" • "Citizen Kronk" • "The Pajama Llama Dilemma" • "Yzma Be Gone" • "Last Ditch Effort" • "The Good, the Bad and the Kronk" • "Mudka's #13" • "Auction Action" • "The Astonishing Kuzco-Man" • "Guaka Rules" • "Malina's Big Break" • "Hotel Kuzco" • "Father O' Mine" • "Everyone Loves Kuzco" • "Puff Piece" • "Take My Advice" • "Yzbot" • "The Puma Whisperer" • "Kronk the Magnificent" • "Kamp Kuzco" • "Groove Remover" • "Overachiever's Club" • "The Emperor's New Show" • "Too Many Malinas" • "Faking the Grade" • "Eco Kuzco" • "Kuzcokazooza" • "Kuzco's Little Secret" • "Cornivale" • "Graduation Groove" Songs Perfect World • My Funny Friend and Me • Walk the Llama, Llama • Be True to Your Groove • Feel Like a Million • Camp Chippamunka • Let's Groove • K-U-Z-C-O • Micchu Pachu • Yzmopolis • Kronk for Hire • Snuff Out the Light • One Day She'll Love Me • Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock? Locations Mudka's Meat Hut • The Secret Lab • Kuzcotopia • South America • Peru