Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?

Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?
General information
Feature films	Kingdom of the Sun (original plot and name that would eventually become The Emperor's New Groove)
Lyrics	Sting and David Hartley
Performers	Sting and Shawn Colvin

"Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock?" is a song considered to be used in The Emperor's New Groove, then titled Kingdom of the Sun which was supposed to be a parody of "Why Can't a Woman Be More Like a Man?" from My Fair Lady, written by Sting.

See also

• "Walk the Llama, Llama"
• "Snuff Out the Light"
• "One Day She'll Love Me"

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Media Films: The Emperor's New Groove • Kronk's New Groove • The Sweatbox TV Series: The Emperor's New School • House of Mouse Video Games: Video Game • The Emperor's New Groove: Groove Center • Disney Emoji Blitz • Disney Heroes: Battle Mode • Disney Sorcerer's Arena • Disney Magic Kingdoms • Disney Tsum Tsum Books: Disney's Wonderful World of Reading Disney Parks Disney Animation Building • Sorcerers of the Magic Kingdom • Midship Detective Agency Entertainment: Max LIVE: Gettin’ Goofy With It • Villains Tonight! Firework: Wonderful World of Animation Halloween: Rock on With The Disney Villains Characters The Emperor's New Groove: Kuzco • Pacha • Yzma • Kronk • Bucky the Squirrel • Chicha • Chaca • Tipo • Yupi • Rudy • Mata • Jaguars • Theme Song Guy • Incan Palace Guards • Irate Chef • Topo and Ipi The Kronk's New Groove: Ms. Birdwell • Papi • Hildy • Tina The Emperor's New School: Malina • Guaca • Moxie • Mr. Flaco Moleguaco • Yatta • Kavo • Dirk Brock • Homework • Azma • Ozker • Ramon Deleted: Huaca • Supai • Mick, Bowie, and Lemmy • Mata • Nina • Owen • Snowball Episodes Season One: "Rabbit Face" • "Squeakend at Bucky's" • "Kuzco Fever" • "Empress Malina" • "The Adventures of Red-Eyed Tree Frog Man" • "Hungry, Hungry Llama" • "Only the Wrong Survive" • "Cart Wash" • "Battle of the Bots" • "Girls Behaving Oddly" • "The Lost Kids" • "The Big Fight" • "Kuzclone" • "Unfit to Print" • "The Emperor's New Pet" • "Peasant for a Day" • "Fortune Cookie Day" • "Gold Fools" • "The Mystery of Micchu Pachu" • "Oops, All Doodles" • "Chipmunky Business" • "Clash of the Familes" • "The New Kid" • "Officer Kronk" • "Kronk Moves In" • "Kuzcogarten" • "Evil and Eviler" • "The Bride of Kuzco" • "U.F.kuzcO" • "Attack Sub" • "The Yzma That Stole Kuzcoween" • "Monster Masquerade" • "Yzmopolis" Season Two: "The Emperor's New Tuber" • "Room for Improvement" • "Cool Summer" • "Prisoner of Kuzcoban" • "Ramon's a Crowd" • "Guakumentary" • "Show Me the Monkey" • "Demon Llama" • "Picture This!" • "TV or Not TV" • "Kuz-Cop" • "How Now Sea Cow?" • "A Fair to Remember" • "Working Girl" • "Curse of the Moon Beast" • "Aww, Nuts!" • "The Emperor's New School Spirit" • "Card Wars" • "Mudka's Secret Recipe" • "The Emperor's New Home School" • "The Emperor's New School Musical" • "A Giftmas Story" • "No Man Is an Island" • "Vincent Van Guaka" • "Air Kuzco" • "Kronkenitza" • "Come Fly with Me" • "Project Poncho" • "Citizen Kronk" • "The Pajama Llama Dilemma" • "Yzma Be Gone" • "Last Ditch Effort" • "The Good, the Bad and the Kronk" • "Mudka's #13" • "Auction Action" • "The Astonishing Kuzco-Man" • "Guaka Rules" • "Malina's Big Break" • "Hotel Kuzco" • "Father O' Mine" • "Everyone Loves Kuzco" • "Puff Piece" • "Take My Advice" • "Yzbot" • "The Puma Whisperer" • "Kronk the Magnificent" • "Kamp Kuzco" • "Groove Remover" • "Overachiever's Club" • "The Emperor's New Show" • "Too Many Malinas" • "Faking the Grade" • "Eco Kuzco" • "Kuzcokazooza" • "Kuzco's Little Secret" • "Cornivale" • "Graduation Groove" Songs Perfect World • My Funny Friend and Me • Walk the Llama, Llama • Be True to Your Groove • Feel Like a Million • Camp Chippamunka • Let's Groove • K-U-Z-C-O • Yzmopolis • Kronk for Hire • Snuff Out the Light • One Day She'll Love Me • Why Can't a Human Be More Like a Rock? Locations Mudka's Meat Hut • The Secret Lab • Kuzcotopia • South America • Peru See Also Kingdom of the Sun