Kiff and the crew learn magic but end up in over their heads.
Plot[]
At the tram station, Kiff and Barry are waiting to take a tram car to Table Town Middle School. When the tram arrives and its doors fail to open, a wizard named Ed assists the duo by casting a spell to open the doors. Aboard the tram, Ed is outraged to learn from Kiff and Barry that they are not taught magic at school, noting that without proper "wiz-ed", children could end up irresponsibly learning about magic online instead. Excited by the prospect of becoming magicians, Kiff and Barry suggest that Ed should become their magic teacher. Agreeing to the idea, Ed flies himself, Kiff, and Barry straight to Principal Secretary's office, where the three successfully convince Principal Secretary to hire Ed.
Ed's first class is disrupted by a jealous Helen, who feels that there is only room for one magical teacher in the school. After Kiff escorts Helen out of the classroom, Ed gives the students their first lesson, teaching them how to use their wands to lift a sponge into the air. Trevor then asks Ed to teach the class how to move a sponge around in a circle. Although initially hesitant, given that Trevor's request requires a more advanced spell, Ed agrees, though not before warning that some spells "come at a great cost".
Later at his house, Trevor demonstrates to Kiff and Barry the reason for his earlier request: to use the spell to easily wash dishes for extra allowance. Inspired by Trevor's idea, Kiff and Barry, and soon all their other classmates, get Ed to teach them various spells, which they then use to get chores done for more allowance. One day, Ed arrives to class to find the students counting their money, and his offer to teach them more spells is turned down. In response, Ed reveals that he knows the students have been using his lessons to make money doing chores, and that since magic is proprietary, he is legally entitled to their earnings. After casting a spell to collect all their money, he teleports the students away to the cafeteria. Trevor consults a book on wizard law and confirms that not only is Ed's claim valid, but that the students now owe him all their future allowances in perpetuity.
In the cafeteria, Helen chastises the students for ignoring her supposed warnings about Ed being a con man, but they point out that she never warned them about anything. Nevertheless, after returning to the classroom and finding that Ed has escaped with their money, Kiff and her friends are forced to grovel to Helen in exchange for her help in dealing with Ed. Helen drives the children to the tram station, where they find Ed decked in jewelry and getting ready to skip town. Helen challenges Ed to a magical duel, only to retreat when Ed deflects her opening spell. Using the very first spell Ed taught them, however, Kiff, Barry, Trevor, Renée, Candle, and Reggie levitate sponges from houses all over Table Town into the sky and use the sponges to subdue Ed, while also causing him to drop all his "swag". Helen returns to cast the finishing spell, pushing Ed into a tram car and sending the tram away.
Instead of taking Ed's jewelry to a pawnshop to get Kiff and her friends their money back, Helen keeps it all for herself, noting that she only promised to get the money back, not to return it to the children. She leaves them behind at the tram station and drives off, but immediately drives her car into the ocean, where the jewelry is taken by a dolphin.
Ed comments that he teaches "all about the wonderful world of wizardry", which Principal Secretary compares to "that movie Schoolboy Wizard", referencing the Harry Potter film series and extended Wizarding World franchise.
The instrumental that soundtracks Ed's dance is based on the 1979 Lipps Inc.song "Funkytown".
Continuity[]
The selfie Principal Secretary took with his students at the Table Town Aquarium in "Principal Dance Socks" is seen framed in his office.
The Chatterley family:Kiff Chatterley • Martin Chatterley • Beryl Chatterley • Tom Chatterley • Rose Chatterley • Pat Chatterley The Buns family:Barry Buns • Terri Buns • Harry Buns • Mary Buns • Kristophe Buns The Fox family:Candle Fox • Roy Fox The Angstrom family:Trevor Angstrom • Mrs. Angstrom The Wibbon family: Dilton Wibbon • Danny Wibbon Helen's family:Helen • Agnes Table Town Middle School students (Miss Deer Teacher's class): Reggie • Billiam • Renée du Bedat • Snekole • Darryn • Gareth • Patty Table Town Middle School students (Mr. Ri'Peppa's class): Biff • Kim Popularé • Liz K. • Amira Table Town Middle School students (Others): Lizette • L.E. • Rosso • Mav Table Town Middle School staff:Miss Deer Teacher • Secretary Prince • Principal Secretary • Sweepy Steve • Miss Tulane • Mr. Ri'Peppa • Ms. Minty Table Town High School students: Micheala Oats • Vanilla Tigner • Ben Bamboo • Kyle Lyon • Nick Namé Table Town University staff: Dean Kim • Slent • Professor Lloyd Table Town goverment: Glarbin Gloobin (Mayor of Table Town) • Ms. Mouffé (Head of the Table Town Library) • Professor Totsy (Head of the Table Town Science Lab) • Dr. Lyon (Head of the Table Town Hospital) • Rockwell Chubbles Wubbington: Chubbles Wubbington • Evil Door Smoldering Cove: Marlina Deena Turina • Giancarlo Monteforla • Chase • Mindy Others: The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse (Nice Guy, Meathead, Bad Boy, Mystery Lad, Party Girl) • The Pone • Flam Bingo • Greg & Linda • Lady Jane Harness • The Left Brothers • Erica Von Ant • Dan Hill • Mr. Penguino • Gram Gram • Ben & Quinn Finn • Iris • Andrew • Bort Grig • Cheryl • Meryl • Deryl • Sergeant Hind • Wayne • Other Barry • Gayle • Sally & Bill • Beverly • Centaur Claus • Timmy Table • Ghost Wolf • Rat • Pawva Mugg • Rob Sadly • Principal Swan • Gerard • Kenny • Jean Claude • Gordon • Diane • Slimmy P. • Dante • Gladys • Miss Rogers • Lady Lorraine • Jill • Trollie • George Meredith Willows • Ms. Foodcake • The Turnino Boys Choir • Scarm Scarmely • Pete • Klon • Little Louis • Rad & Tippy • Cakie • Judge Judegy • Ma & Pa Saddle • Lance Contract • Roo • Cedric • Dennis • Donnie • Tony • Miss McGravy • Markus & Tarryn Plue • Diego & Tyler
Locations
Table Town: Chatterley residence • Buns residence • Fox mansion • Angstrom residence • Reggie's house • Helen's house • Agnes' house • Miss Deer Teacher's house • Secretary Prince's house • The Pone's house • The Five Pigeons of the Acapellapocalypse's mansion • Ghost Wolf's cave • Dante's house • Lady Lorraine's house • Miss McGravy's house • Table Town Middle School • Table Town High School • Table Town University • Table Town City Hall • Table Town Mayoral Council • Table Town Library • Table Town Science Lab • Table Town Airport • Table Town Pilot School • Table Town Carnival • Table Town Hospital • Table Town Gift Emporium • Table Town Park • Table Town Aquarium • Table Town Mall • Table Town Stadium • Table Town Auditorium • Table Town Steps • Table Town Museum • Mount Table • Bench Beach • Dooley's Feather Farm • Carlyle's Cars • World's 3rd Largest Tumbleweed • Café Penguino • Okay Will Donation Center • 7/24-7 • Rolltop Woods • Bort Grig's Carpet Emporium • Wish Wash • Dusty Acres Retirement Home • Slim Pickins • Rat's Hats and Mats • Pawva's Java • Rob Sadly's Mattresses • Tuft Pierre • Stork's Sporks • Darryl H Pizza • Cheese Caves • Serious Art Gallery • The Wall of Goat • The Outskorts • Ollie's Olive Emporium • The Cone Zone • Yee-Haw Boot Store • WeNuts • Rentley's Turtlenecks • T&GP's Trampoline Insurancees • Bonut's Donuts • Saddles • Foreverangees National Park • Sporty Mort's Sports Store • Pegasus Field • Partials Department Store • Bannister Beach Others: The Agyeman Channel • Ottoman Flats • George Meredith Willows' mansion • Cocina Island
Songs
Kiff Theme Song • Kiff End Title Theme Season One: Thirst to Be the First • The Singalong Song • We're Just Kids with a Calling • Thank You for Freeing Us • Flipped the Tables • BooHoo Wah Wah • We're Not Annoying on TV • High School Bunny • We're in High School Now • Carpet your World • She Didn't Get The Joke • Rage • It Don't Get Better Than This • Halfway There • Chains of Chain • Outta This Harp! • Totally Table Town • Bring a Thing • They Really Like Me • He's Still Dancing • Character and Pride • Abras • Nicknames • Do The Weekly Shop • The Ballad of Slimmy P. • Chunky Text • Most Fun I've Ever Had • You Can Do It At The Mall • We Are Goat • Brand New Crew • Wings of a Riddle • Opportunity's Here • Pack The House • Tell Us About Your Day • Bad Assistant • Party On, Scarm! • Sweet Compromise • Things • I Mow • Me Against The Universe • Gavel Groove • Hungee Medley • We're at the Prom • A Lotta Helen! • Never Going Back • Room to Rent • Right Here With You Season 1.5: Creeping Closer • Show Them the Light
