Women and Sandwiches is the thirteenth song of the musical, Freaky Friday, which it is performed by Adam and Fletcher.


Women and sandwiches
They always surprise
They're more complicated
Than burgers or fries
Or guys

Women and sandwiches
Some are cold and some hot
But take what they offer
And you will learn a lot

You're doubtful and dreadful
They've burnt you before
But trust me my brother
You'll line up for more

For they may be crusty
Or salty, or sour
But women and sandwiches
Always have the power

And sometimes there's a sandwich
With the taste that disagrees
That maybe makes you angry
Gives you agita, the quease

But go with it at least a while
And soon it's not so strange
With time and understanding
Taste can change

Women and sandwiches
Like chocolates and wine
Sometimes the strange ones
Are just the most fine

You look at the outside
The face or the bread
You don't know what's there
In that roll or that head

But odds are you'll like what's inside
For you all
Women and sandwiches
I so love them all

And sometimes there's a sandwich
That you looked at just one way
Then it suddenly surprised you
Say a lot, and saved today

And then asked you to do something
That you thought was just a cheat
The explanation wasn't so complete
But still in all it's just a simple feat
So maybe you should help her cause she's sweet
And her brother's pretty neat

Fletcher: (spoken)
So, you dropped the metaphor
And you're just talking about a woman
At this point
That's what's going on here, right?

Adam: (spoken)
You got me
Well, long may their heavenly mysteries live!
And all of the joys and the sorrows they give!

Wherever we weirdos
We wishing men roam
Women and sandwiches

Women and sandwiches

Women and sandwiches

Will always bring us home

Should we get out of here before the cops come?

v - e - d
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Freaky Friday1995 remake2003 remake2018 remake
Original: Ellen AndrewsAnnabel AndrewsBill AndrewsMrs. SchmaussHarold JenningsVirginiaMr. DilkMr. JoffertCoach BetsyBoris HarrisMrs. MurphyBen AndrewsMiss McGuirkMrs. Lucille GibbonsMrs. BensonHilary MillerBambiJo-JoMr. MillsMr. Jackman

1995 remake: Dana BarbFrieda DebnyMr. SweetPrincipal HandelStan HornerLeanne FuttermanHerbieCaryBill DavidsonMrs. Tarr
2003 remake: Tess ColemanAnna ColemanRyan VolvoAlan ColemanJakeElton BatesMaddieHarry ColemanPegPei-PeiPei-Pei's momEvanDottie RobertsonStacey HinkhouseEthanScott
2018 remake: Ellie BlakeKatherine BlakeAdamMike HarperFletcher BlakeTorrey MinSavannahMonica YangKarl CarlsonKittyDanielleLuisMs. MeyersMr. BlumenPrincipal EhrinMrs. LuckenbillSenor O'BrienOfficer KowalksiMrs. TimeBorisPresto

Films: I'd Like To Be You For a DayHappy Together

Musical: PrologueJust One DayThe HourglassI Got ThisOh, BiologyVowsBustedSomebody Has to Take the BlameWatch Your BackParents LieNot Myself TodayWomen and SandwichesBring My (Baby) Brother HomeGoAfter All of This and EverythingNo More FearThe Other HourglassToday and Ev'ry Day
2018 remake: What It's Like to Be MeThe SwitchFalse SwitchbackAt Last It's Me

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