Smoke: Well, you look like three fine lads. You know, I might have something here you'd like to try. Something to make you feel real good.
Huey: (singing) There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no
Dewey: No thanks!
Huey: No way!
Baby Kermit: Better learn a few and take 'em wherever you go
Dewey: No dice!
Louie: No sir!
Kermit: If your pal says, "Let's get high"
Garfield: Here's a practical reply
Tigger: Go ahead, let it fly, spit right in his eye and say
Pooh, Tigger, Huey and Dewey: No!
Chipmunks: There's a million international ways to say nope
Hefty Smurf: Those drugs are so boring.
Chipmunks: All around the world the smart guys are giving up dope
Kermit: I've been training for football.
Baby Gonzo: In Berlin, they just say "nein"
ALF: And they tell me that works fine
ALF, Tigger, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Cause the bottom line's to show your spine and say no
Garfield: Now you could say beat it, get lost, get out of my face with that stuff
ALF: But that could be tactless. You may prefer cool, like this:
Kermit: I'll catch you guys later, okay?
Michelangelo: I've got too much homework. It's rough.
Gonzo: I'm late for my baseball game and I'll miss my ride
Tigger: My kid sister needs me
ALF: Her hamster died
Piggy: Gotta hurry home
Winnie The Pooh: There's no time to kill
Tigger: So I'll catch you later
Michelangelo and Piggy: Like heck I will!
Chipmunks: There's a million wild and wonderful ways to say no
Pooh: Ah-choo! Guess I'm allergic.
Garfield: And a good excuse is something you never outgrow
Piggy: It's bad for my complexion.
Kermit: When your pals say, "Let's get wrecked!"
Dewey: Muster up your self-respect
Michelangelo: Go on, push eject, protect yourself.
Michelangelo, Huey, Dewey and Louie: Get up and go!
Tigger: Be the first one on your block to say,
ALF: "Eh, forget it, doc".
Chipmunks: Try a couple of those wonderful ways to say no.
Piggy: But you forgot one! Wait!
Hewey, Dewey and Louie (Michelangelo just lip-syncs): There's a million zillion wonderful ways to say no.
Piggy: Stand back, and I'll demonstrate!
All: There's a million jillion wonderful ways to say
Pooh: When the going gets rough (and there's times that it will) as you grow
Baby Piggy: Keep these words in your heart, and they'll help you come through like a pro
Baby Kermit: If the older you starts to slide, there's a stronger you inside
Baby Gonzo: Saying, "hang on, kid, hold tight, don't ever let go!"
All: And remember all those wonderful ways to say no!
ALF: And as you get taller, you'll see
Tigger: That stronger and stronger you'll be
Garfield: That's how the world works, kid
Gonzo: That's how it's designed
Tigger: You'll even outgrow us one day
Pooh: Forget that you know us, you may
Piggy: But promise you'll keep what we say
At the back of your mind
Tigger: When the going gets rough, you'll need someone to help you pull through
Pooh: Well, you'll always have someone; guess what, kid? That someone is you!
Huey Dewey and Louie: But we hope that even so, you'll look back on long ago
To remember us and how we came to show you
All: Your life begins the day you learn to say no.